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2006-10-07 20:45:55 · 16 answers · asked by FireKracker187 2 in Food & Drink Other - Food & Drink

Which is worse? Being "retarded", or being a pompous self-worshipping snob?

2006-10-08 10:58:54 · update #1

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No but if you shake a cow, you get a milkshake.

And if you feed a cow lemonade, you get sour cream.

Har dee har har.

Ice cream, cheese, I could go on. But I will spare you.

Edit: Upon further contemplation, the thought occurred to me that many medications should not be taken because they are passed through breast milk, so I can see your reasoning, maybe.

But alas, medications tend to be systemic, which means that the actual drug molecules are passed into the bloodstream to other parts of your body. When you (or a cow) eats chocolate, it gets digested, and the calories are used or stored, the vitamins and minerals are absorbed into the bloodstream, and you will never have little chocolate molecules racing through your system.

Sorry.

2006-10-07 20:47:46 · answer #1 · answered by amber ɹəqɯɐ 4 · 0 0

How do you think "Milky Way" is produced? The chocolate passes through the cows and mixes with the milk. It is udderly delicious. :)

2006-10-08 03:56:19 · answer #2 · answered by worldneverchanges 7 · 1 0

probably not, i fed mine strawberries but alas, I never got strawberry milk. You could try however a chocolate fondu for the udders, and it would make it look like you were getting chocolate milk, almost as fun.

2006-10-08 03:50:46 · answer #3 · answered by slices_of_heaven 3 · 1 0

Sorry, but I don't share my chocolate with anyone, let alone a cow...

2006-10-08 04:01:36 · answer #4 · answered by webby 5 · 1 0

Nope- but I am sure they would enjoy it, well, I know I would- then again, you may end up killing the animal. I know dogs can't have chocolate!

2006-10-08 03:46:52 · answer #5 · answered by pinkdeck 2 · 0 0

Haha... Sure. Why not? Same as if you shake a cow you'll get a milkshake :o)

2006-10-08 03:47:36 · answer #6 · answered by Zorlinda 6 · 0 0

No, it's not good for the cow and you sure as hell don't want to muck out that stall afterward!!!

2006-10-08 03:54:28 · answer #7 · answered by rswdew 5 · 0 0

Nope.

2006-10-08 03:55:30 · answer #8 · answered by Thursdays 3 · 0 0

Doubt they'd eat it.

2006-10-08 03:47:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sure!...but dont forget to shake it also....so you can mix it really well.....

2006-10-08 03:47:49 · answer #10 · answered by mysticfairy74 5 · 0 0

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