One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room you're on top of each other?"
His mother ,very surprised, replies; "Honey you know how fat daddy is, I'm jumping on top of him to help him lose weight".
The boy knows that's not working and tells his mother why...
"Mom that's not going to help, because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work, and blows him back up again!"
2006-10-07 20:11:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice... That's totally gonna be my future.
2006-10-07 20:14:34 · answer #1 · answered by mopar-man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2006-10-08 23:55:06 · answer #2 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is also a nice one keep going..dear
2006-10-08 04:44:21 · answer #3 · answered by syed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im not an adult. and thats the OLDEST joke ive ever heard. sorry.
2006-10-08 03:15:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that's a good one. i give props
2006-10-08 03:17:26 · answer #5 · answered by ruck_1978 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a goodie. LOL.
2006-10-10 18:37:12 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋