2006-10-07 19:26:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Give him a hand.
2006-10-07 19:29:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Does this refer to masturbation? Do you believe the story of Jesus as we have it in the KJV Bible is fiction? If so, what makes his character any different than some other fictional character? The Jesus we have from history, no matter what you believe, is still the same character today. Have you ever read the whole New Testament? Why would you think Jesus would ever do such a thing? He would never do such a thing whether he were fake or real.
2006-10-08 02:34:11 · answer #2 · answered by epopsitsirhcitna 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nothing as i do not walk around trying to see someone "rubbing off", just curious what will you do If HE walk in on you while you "Rubbing one off" and incinerate your b.........lls with a bolt of of lightning, to clean out your foul mouth.
2006-10-08 02:34:30 · answer #3 · answered by Pete 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go and ask Jesus to forgive you of your sins, he died on the cross so you would have a chance of eternal life and fellowship with Him. Of all the ignorant things I have read today, you are the sickest and weirdest. Be kind to yourself, and grow up. May God Bless you!!!
2006-10-08 02:36:22 · answer #4 · answered by twelfntwelf3 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thank Jesus for Patience , love, peace,......
Devils will not WIN in WAR>>>>I will pray for ur harden heart to be soften so JESUS can come in and HEAL U of all ur suffering.....
2006-10-08 02:36:34 · answer #5 · answered by --}--@STORMY@--}-- 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can I rub you off?
2006-10-08 06:20:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Im not religious, or offended by what you wrote. I just feel bad for you! Youre like a pimple faced teen that has no friends, and nothing to do but be 'naughty' on the net.
2006-10-08 02:30:27 · answer #7 · answered by tommy w 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
He'd probably return to being a fictional character.
2006-10-08 02:29:32 · answer #8 · answered by lenny 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
rubbing one of those scratch off lotto tickets?
2006-10-08 02:30:06 · answer #9 · answered by nellie_3000 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
say "excuse me", close the door and leave.
Are you an idiot? Did you get your jollies asking that question? Grow up and stop wasting everyone's time.
2006-10-08 02:33:22 · answer #10 · answered by grrandram 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋