Ok here is how to creat an atheist. Just teach them to practice the atheism mantra. It goes like this.
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
THERE IS NO GOD. THERE IS NO GOD. THERE IS NO GOD. THERE IS NO GOD.
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
Have them do this while putting their fingers in their ears. If they keep saying it often enough and refuse to listen to God speaking to them in many ways; through His people, through His word, through His creation, through the eye witness accounts of those who witnessed His miracles POOF You've got an ahteist.
2006-10-07 19:03:08 · 15 answers · asked by yagman 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ya'll just have a wonderful evening. I'm shuttin this thing down and goin to bed.
GUNITE!
2006-10-07 19:04:49 · update #1
Oh one last thing before I go to bed. Sorry for mispelling creat lets change that to create if you don't mind
GUNITE!
2006-10-07 19:06:43 · update #2
LOL! You've made my day! Goodnite.
God bless.
Vij
2006-10-07 19:14:18 · answer #1 · answered by Pashur 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Do you know how to create a christian?
Start them from a young age when they don't have the mental capacity to understand the concept of religion or a "god".
Teach them silly songs like : LA LA LA LA jesus love me! LA LA LA for the bible tells me So!
Then teach them that an old man in the sky created the first man from dust, the first woman from a rib-bone, a talking snake, and a tree that produces "magic" apples!
2006-10-08 02:20:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
To create an atheist just have sex, eventually a baby will be born and because it hasn't been taught any crazy **** from a bunch of nutbag religious fools, it will not even consider a world where there is an all powerful God who doesn't help anyone, ever.....
2006-10-08 03:43:27 · answer #3 · answered by Game Theorist 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The other way to do it is to throw the word "god" around without ever even bothering to define it in a consistent way, and then show yourself to be an arrogant a s s when people rightfully tell you that neither Santa nor your undefined 'god' thingy exist.
2006-10-08 02:11:40 · answer #4 · answered by lenny 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The best way is to take them to the Middle East and show them the Christians, Jews and Moslems knocking seven kinds of s h i t out of each other. Peace on earth and goodwill to all men.? I don't think so.
It's so easy to feel morally superior if you are an atheist these days.
2006-10-08 02:09:34 · answer #5 · answered by brainstorm 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I have the perfect way for you to prove that god exists. Go to bed and stay there forever, never subject humanity to your stupidity again. If that happens, then I might start believing in god and miracles.
2006-10-08 02:09:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I hate you and everyone like you. You create an atheist with a large dose of critical thinking and a few evolution books.
2006-10-08 02:08:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'll agree with the common man on this particular item regardless of whether they happen to be atheistic or not!
2006-10-08 02:21:29 · answer #8 · answered by farack 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Of course he doesn't consider it to be rude... he's obviously a believer and they are forgiven, so they can say anything they want to anyone, then ask forgiveness, and VOILA, all better.
So... in the spirit of fair play....
Do you know how to create a Christian (or other religious believer)?
A lobotomy.
2006-10-08 02:09:05 · answer #9 · answered by Rogue Scrapbooker 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
A priest once told me that Christians are the leading cause of atheism.
Peace.
2006-10-08 02:09:01 · answer #10 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
As expected. Just some religious person blah blah blah and scare to hear facts and reasons.
2006-10-08 02:07:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋