say hi to baby jezus for me will ya?
2006-10-07 19:00:53 · 13 answers · asked by kurleylovescheese 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The last time I went to church the old pastor tried to look up my skirt. I told him I only sleep with priests and would do him only if he converted. He didn't want to so I cut my loses and stopped going to church. But I have Jezuz in my bed right now..you want me to pass on your regards?
2006-10-08 01:46:12 · answer #1 · answered by ... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this reminds me of the time I went in to browse for a certain book at a christian book store which was situated in the grubby part of downtown. Just as I was nearing the counter, a wild-looking fellow burst into the door, and with as much vociferous force as his wretched body could stand, shouted at the top of his lungs: "YOU'RE ALL NUTS! YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF NUTS!"
We all looked up at him, he was old, his white hair was every which way, he was toothless, and as he spoke, spittle flew from his mouth, his trench coat seemed to waft around him with the force of his entry, and he turned and left just as quickly, leaving us all stunned for a moment (there were maybe three or four people besides the cashier). After a moment, in the silence after he left, I smiled and said to the cashier: "He's right you know. We're all a bunch of nuts."
2006-10-08 02:10:43 · answer #2 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Count me in - I will pray for you! And when I'm in heaven and you're in hell - I will say hi to Jesus... You can try to find a way to cool off in the clutches of Lucifers grip
2006-10-08 02:11:36 · answer #3 · answered by Myzz Undastood 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As an unbeliever, I think this is just a very cheap question, intended to bug believers, without a point. So, as I see it, either you're 12 years old, or you don't know the first thing about strategies to discuss and stand up for your opinion. Please, tell me you're 12, so I gain back my trust in humankind!
2006-10-08 02:03:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Tomorrow and every Sunday of my life. I'll have all eternity to rest.
2006-10-08 02:24:05 · answer #5 · answered by PaulCyp 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I will be going to church in seven hours.
2006-10-08 02:07:49 · answer #6 · answered by ironchain15 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm going to our meeting house. And looking forward to it.
2006-10-08 02:05:20 · answer #7 · answered by San Diego Art Nut 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yup, and I'm bringing my hooker with me? You bringing yours? That could be so oo much fun..
2006-10-08 08:39:26 · answer #8 · answered by ... 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sick with an ear infection but what's your excuse?
2006-10-08 02:03:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am goin to the masjid tomorrow :D
2006-10-08 02:03:42 · answer #10 · answered by WhiteHat 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋