I need to stay home on monday.
2006-10-07 17:40:55 · 16 answers · asked by footballgeek56 2 in Health ➔ Other - Health
rent ferris bueller's day off, and take notes--lol.
2006-10-07 17:42:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Start faking sick 1 or 2 days before. Spend all day sunday in bed, saying you have a bad headache and are going to throw up. Go into the bathroom 1 time and say you threw up, make the noises while you are in there. Say that you can't be in the light because it makes your head hurt to much. This should work, if it doesn't try some other things.
2006-10-07 17:51:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I donut think there any school on Monday!!!
Um just fake it, they'll them you got the shits from something you ate and ur head is killing you, and ask if you can stay home for the day.
If you never faked it or go to school all the time, your parents should believe you!
2006-10-07 17:50:22 · answer #3 · answered by pritty_eyed_baby 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you want to start out slow.. start with a headache sunday afternoon..... go to your room and lie down and rest.... stay there untill your parents check on you... then act droggy and say wow how long have I been sleeping.... say your headache is not any better....hold your stomache and say oops and run to the bathroom... stay in the bathroom a long time... or untill someone checks on you. and you softly speak through the door... ya i am ok. i have the diarahrea and bad stomache pains.
remember to skip supper, or if your parents suggest you eat something take a few small bites and run to the bathroom....
then say you need to go lay down and ask for a pail to put by your bed in case you have to throw up....
act like you are freezing... ask your mom to bring you another blanket... pretend you can not warm up.......
through out the nite get up and make fake trips to the bathroom.... wake your mom or dad up in the middle of the night and ask for pepto bismole...
hey you will be staying home from school the next day so its ok if you dont get much sleep...
i gurantee that morning your parents will make you stay in bed...
2006-10-07 17:56:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
There are a ton of things. The main one to make sure of, is that there is no proof.(I.e: throwing up, chicken pox, etc.) Effective ones are headaches, stomach pains, or soreness. I faked passing out as well. Try the headache, then stomeache, then soreness, and as a last resort, go to the fake pass out. You could also get a hot cloth, leave it on your head for a minute, then ask someone to feel your head. Good luck!
2006-10-07 17:45:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Complain of a stomach ache the night before. Then say it's worse the morning and you realy don't feel good. Sneeze alot and say you realy don't think you can go to school, but you can try if you realy can't stay home. Then fall asleep and hope your parent lets you stay home to rest up.
2006-10-07 17:46:02 · answer #6 · answered by Knee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just roll and moan in your bed, tell your parents your sick and you can't get out of bed.
I dont know, when i was a kid, i just said, "mom I'm sick, I'm staying home, and she was like.. ok!" most parents aren't that cool...
or you could wake your parents up in the middle of the night, saying you have a stomache ache, do they have any meds.. or wake them up saying you were puking...
and maybe they will let you sleep in...
2006-10-07 18:01:11 · answer #7 · answered by joulesofaffection 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start with a headache tomarrow morning, a nice, long nap tomarrow afternoon, and then a bellyache (skip dinner) tomarrow night. All these make for a believable 2 day flu.
2006-10-07 17:50:10 · answer #8 · answered by emilystartsfires 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well i don't know but at my school we are off on monday because it is a teacher work day! HAHA
2006-10-07 17:48:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell your parents you have really bad diarrhea. Or pretend to puke on Sunday and get up during the night a few times and pretend again and puke once more in the morning.
2006-10-07 17:45:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i agree rent ferris beulers day off another thing to make ur temp higher hide a lighter under ur pillow and when ur moms not looking, heat up the thermometer
2006-10-07 18:04:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋