Whenever i fart my Little Dog runs under the sofa barks and raises hell, if someone else farts he will bite them, is he nuts?
2006-10-07 17:37:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
Your dog is a genius.
2006-10-07 17:46:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the problem: dogs can hear sounds that are a higher frequency than humans can hear. Farts may contain some very high frequencies that you can't hear. This depends upon how big your butt is and how fast it vibrates when you pass gas. The faster your butt vibrates the higher the frequency of the sound. The bigger your butt the louder the sound. The combination of high frequency at a loud volume is hurting your poor dogs ears. If the farts also stink like hell, well then the poor dogs behavior is justified. Be kind to the poor little doggie, take some Beano.
2006-10-08 00:45:36 · answer #2 · answered by angry 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dogs do have superior sense of smell, some up to a hundred thousand times human power of smell. Do you and your friend's farts smell that bad?
2006-10-08 00:46:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, hes not nuts if you farted near me I would growl at you too he is more couth then you!!! But maybe the next time he farts you should grow at him so he knows its a two way street!
2006-10-08 00:47:34 · answer #4 · answered by kiss 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think your dog is related to my wife. Except she runs to the sofa and barks at me..... But no biting...Darn.
2006-10-08 01:29:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My dog used to be startled by her own farts.
2006-10-08 00:45:02 · answer #6 · answered by picopico 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your dog is on some sort of campaign, to teach humans some manners.
2006-10-08 02:43:20 · answer #7 · answered by Pat C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe u stink...............whose farts don't!!The biting maybe a whole other situation. Warn others he will bite if you pass gas around him. Kinda funny made me lol
2006-10-08 00:41:56 · answer #8 · answered by kwsrg 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that's the funniest thing ive ever heard
your dog is hilarious
i <3 him and i dont even know him.
2006-10-08 00:53:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, sounds like a smart dog to me!
2006-10-08 00:42:26 · answer #10 · answered by Stuck in the Middle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋