This one pastor taking over a church was warned by leaving pastor to "Beware of Mother Green" When the new pastor took over, on his first day he notice a woman wearing a short skirt and bright green shoes, when she sat down in the front row, the pastor saw she had no panties on. The pastor leaned over to the deacon of the church and asked "Is that Mother Green?" to which the deacon said "No, it's just the reflection off her shoes."
2006-10-07 17:23:10 · 11 answers · asked by jedi1josh 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! That is a riot!
I can't believe people didn't get it.
Here's another religion joke:
A guy goes into confession, and says
"Father, forgive me, I have sinned."
"What was your sin?"
"I swore this weekend when I was playing golf."
"Tell me the story."
"Well, I hit a long drive, the best of my career."
"And then you swore in your excitement?"
"No, father."
"Then I hit the ball long, just a few feet from the green."
"You must have sworn then."
"No father. Then I hit the ball up onto the green, just a few inches from the hole."
"Oh God, you missed the f*ing putt."
2006-10-07 18:20:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
took me a minute tog et this lol
2006-10-08 01:05:09 · answer #2 · answered by elnrith 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha funny ...lol
2006-10-08 00:45:59 · answer #3 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is beyond funny!
2006-10-08 02:31:31 · answer #4 · answered by mingosalaz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's not to get?
Funny
2006-10-08 00:38:05 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So
2006-10-08 00:38:41 · answer #6 · answered by barrettins 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dont get it.....
2006-10-08 00:34:04 · answer #7 · answered by som_no_phore 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
uhhh, ok.
2006-10-08 00:25:45 · answer #8 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wtf??
2006-10-08 01:33:37 · answer #9 · answered by vvxmarexvv 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok..
2006-10-08 01:03:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋