1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amus
2006-10-07 17:21:51 · 8 answers · asked by Saм 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Yep. These are goodies. LOL.
2006-10-10 11:39:57 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 months of getting what we want.
2006-10-08 00:50:21 · answer #2 · answered by New York 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Preach girl, preach! Ain't that the truth.
2006-10-08 00:29:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, ain't it the truth?
16. We can hit guys and not get hit back. Usually.
2006-10-08 00:25:39 · answer #4 · answered by Susie 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
http://www.geocities.com/webwriter3000/image1.jpg
2006-10-08 00:39:01 · answer #5 · answered by webwriter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
16. You dont have the stress of the high paying jobs!.
2006-10-08 00:31:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
you can have hours of labor instead of a lifetime
2006-10-08 00:42:17 · answer #7 · answered by sllyjo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all points are really true.hahaha.nice.
2006-10-08 01:33:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋