a man rang home in the early afternoon one day to speak to his wife. the maid answered the phone and told him that his wife was upstairs in the bedroom with her lover. after ranting and raving for a minute, the man asked the maid if shed like to make a quick $10,000
'sure,' she said enthusiastically. 'what do I have to do?'
'take the gun from my desk and shoot both of them.' the maid went upstairs and did as she had been instructed. she came back down the stairs, picked up the phone, and said, 'now what do i do with the bodies?' the man said, 'take them out the back and throw them in the pool.'
'what pool?' asked the maid. after a moment of silence, the man said, 'is this 555-555?'
2006-10-07 17:13:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oopsie!!
2006-10-07 17:16:40 · answer #1 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good!
(You only have 6 digits for the phone number.)
2006-10-08 00:29:06 · answer #2 · answered by JubJub 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-10-08 00:16:32 · answer #3 · answered by rebelchick91188 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, the man call the wrong house!!!!
2006-10-08 09:20:01 · answer #4 · answered by maesam 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Keep it up..
2006-10-08 05:03:04 · answer #5 · answered by syed 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah. shes totally screwd. and so is the man.
2006-10-08 01:06:51 · answer #6 · answered by jxjub 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol yes
2006-10-08 00:16:24 · answer #7 · answered by nzdota 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!!! man that sucks!
2006-10-08 01:37:08 · answer #8 · answered by mighty_power7 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
duh
2006-10-08 00:22:21 · answer #9 · answered by delta s 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋