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Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and she would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day." A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Are you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it." She just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner!"


NOW I ASK YOU, IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE,
WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?

2006-10-07 17:06:01 · 20 answers · asked by dwh 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

Yahoo for the mother !!!!! She had such a brilliant mind. I enjoy this story very very much... 10 points for the story teller!!!! LOL

2006-10-07 18:05:41 · answer #1 · answered by jane 4 · 0 1

That's funny as hell. Serves the new young beotch of a wife right. Way to go mom!!!!

2006-10-07 17:09:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I got the joke and it was awsome and great! If that were to be vote on I would vote for tat one! exellent dude!

2006-10-08 04:24:08 · answer #3 · answered by Welcome! 2 · 0 0

Ohhh, yes,yes,yes ahhhhhhhhhh
That's a good 1

2006-10-07 17:09:16 · answer #4 · answered by Nitemuse 4 · 0 1

Age always outwits beauty. Yay for moms.

2006-10-07 17:14:12 · answer #5 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0 1

Be proud of ur mother =D

2006-10-07 18:14:05 · answer #6 · answered by jxjub 2 · 0 1

That's a good one.

Have a great day!

2006-10-07 17:11:23 · answer #7 · answered by Uncle Alf 4 · 0 1

Yeah! My grandma! LOL

2006-10-07 17:08:51 · answer #8 · answered by C.J. W 3 · 0 1

10 points!!!
Whoaaaa...I get the 10 points, LOL!!!

2006-10-07 17:08:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This is beyond funny!

2006-10-07 19:33:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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