2006-10-07 16:20:53 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An enor-mouse!
2006-10-07 16:27:07 · answer #1 · answered by mike 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If a mouse lost his tail, where would he get a new one?
A re-tail store!
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs!
What animal is a tattletale?
A pig. It always squeals on you!
What is a mouse's favorite state?
Swissconsin!
Why do rodents like earthquakes?
Because they like to shake, rattle, and MOLE.
What's the tallest building in the world?
The library, of course! It has the most stories.
What do you call something easy to chew?
A ch-easy chew!
What martial art does Geronimo like to practice?
Tai Cheese!
What happens to a cat when it eats a lemon?
It turns into a sourpuss!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What do you a group of mice in disguise?
A mouse-querade party!
How does a mouse feel after a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What do you call a mouse that's the size of an elephant?
Enor-mouse!
Who was the first cat to come to America?
Christo-fur Colum-puss!
What's black and white and red all over?
The Rodent's Gazette! It's READ all over.
2006-10-07 16:47:27 · answer #2 · answered by C.J. W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a mouse with a weight problem
2006-10-07 16:52:08 · answer #3 · answered by debarina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow it is so big mouse you can called him"my little mickey" just not to hurt his feeling by his size you know
2006-10-07 16:36:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
An elephant :)
2006-10-07 16:26:33 · answer #5 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a mouse is a mouse
2006-10-07 16:56:24 · answer #6 · answered by delta s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a really big mouse.
2006-10-07 16:27:43 · answer #7 · answered by rock83189 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A big rodent problem.
2006-10-07 16:41:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a science project that went horribly wrong?
2006-10-07 16:49:23 · answer #9 · answered by I Luv Joel Madden!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm . . . a mousephant. No, an elemouse.
2006-10-08 07:00:43 · answer #10 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋