my mother inlaw azz smells like raw funky coochie just off a heavy period.!! she sits on my couch and leaves it funky for days!! she thinks shes the bomb because she is a volunteer at the salvation army giving out food and takes plates homes!! any advice??
2006-10-07 15:24:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
cover your couch in plastic next time she comes over and when she asks you why there is plastic on the couch tell her it is because she smells like dead ***. That might help
2006-10-07 15:32:26 · answer #1 · answered by sweetie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It may be that she is unable to take care of her own personal needs. Does she live alone? Does she eat correctly and see a doctor regularly? Can you call the local Senior Citizen Center to find a social worker or senior citizen advocate to make a visit to her home? She may be developing dementia because of high blood pressure or dehydration. Perhaps it is the start of Alzheimers and she just forgets that she is supposed to wash regularly. This may be the beginning of something very serious and it may be that she may need a Visiting Nurse or personal assistant at home to help her with her own basic care.
2006-10-07 15:34:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invest in some Febreeze for the couch, and just grin and bare it. It is your hubby's mom.
Maybe more farther away -- but then she would visit for extended periods of time. Try to arrange meetings out at restaurants.
2006-10-07 15:28:25 · answer #3 · answered by Beth M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you try giving her a gift basket with feminine hygeine products for her birthday or christmas or something? But, don't let that be the only thing you give her, don't be too obvious. Tell her that you use the products and really like them (even if you've never used them before in your life).
Also, Febreeze works wonders!!!
2006-10-07 15:29:34 · answer #4 · answered by Ms Independent 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How how sad it sound as if you don't like her in the first place.... maybe she is just act ting like that to make you like her and for the smell maybe she has a medical problem if she smell so badly you need to set down with her and tell her the truth about her orders
2006-10-07 15:47:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My motto is if they are related to you, tell it like it is, if she still smells put a big garbage bag on your couch and have her sit only on it. She'll get the message or buy her a nice bath collection of soaps.
2006-10-07 15:29:14 · answer #6 · answered by wc22jones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not buy her a sweet smelling soap and ask her to use it specially on her monthly period.?
2006-10-07 15:32:14 · answer #7 · answered by dtmc542006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy a douche and just give it too her when she gets in the tub, or buy her some vagisil powder.
2006-10-07 15:30:43 · answer #8 · answered by KEY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well try spraying the couch with febreeze and spary here but with some perfume u like ???? Hope i helped!!!
2006-10-07 16:07:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i say spray it with body perfume mist or leave a disposable cover on your chairs and couches and wherever she sits
2006-10-07 15:27:11 · answer #10 · answered by Cathy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋