do you have a map? cuz i keep getting lost in your eyes
LAME-O
2006-10-07 14:39:40
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answer #1
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answered by vera lynn 2
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I was a bartender and I'd just gotten off work. I was sitting at the bar, talking to the girl who took over for me...and this guy came up behind me and said "Hey babe, (yeah, BABE) can I buy you a drink?" I turned around and he saw who I was.
He was a regular in the bar and knew me, and said "Oh, I saw you sitting here all alone, and didn't realize who you were. I just thought you were trying to get laid." I was of course, pretty annoyed by that and he told me when he saw a woman by herself in a bar, he knew she was only there for one thing. JERK!!!
2006-10-07 14:28:23
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answer #2
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answered by Lisa E 6
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Too many to list, but the worse I've ever heard was:
You must be a mirror, because you are truely a reflection of beauty"
lol. I've never heard something so silly....
2006-10-07 14:31:16
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answer #3
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answered by NO♥NAME 5
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are you wearing space pants?
cuz ur @ss is outta this world.
the worst used on me i guess would be. "has anyone ever told u ur beautiful?" me-laughs. him-ur tellin me no? baby u so sexy i follow u anywhere. just lead the way."
seriously why cant guys just introduce themselves and have a nice convo with you? lol
2006-10-07 14:54:35
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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i have alot:
Hey, do you know karete because your body is kicking.
Did you just fart, because you blew me away.
Is your father a thief? Because I wonder who stole the stars from the sky and stuck them in your eyes.
Are you a baker? Because you've got some nice buns.
(Joey from friends Style) How you doing?
2006-10-07 14:31:41
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answer #5
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answered by weissdarkangel 1
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I think you've got something in your eye. Oh nevermind, it's just a sparkle.
Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart.
2006-10-07 14:29:45
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answer #6
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answered by Baby D 2
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do u believe in love at first site or do i need to walk by again.
if u were a parking ticket u would have fine written all over u.
do know CPR b/c u just took my breath away.
2006-10-07 14:45:00
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answer #7
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answered by aknightscheerleader 1
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I'd like you to be the mother of my children.
Imagine the SHOCK I got. The guy who said it wasjust introduced, so basically i just know him for a day.
2006-10-07 14:31:06
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answer #8
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answered by Busy Diyosa 5
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"Oh geez, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?" <<< Cheesiest pickup line ever used on me.
"Your eyes are like the moon." <<
Hi, my name is Zack, remember that, you're gonna be screaming it later. <<
C'mon guys, step up your game!!!
2006-10-07 14:29:33
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answer #9
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answered by legallyblond2day 5
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"Can I borrow 25cents? I promised my mom that I would call her when I fell in love" It was horrible!! I dont like pick up lines the suck!
2006-10-07 14:28:54
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answer #10
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answered by Skylar 2
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If I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? "some pick-up line huh"
2006-10-07 14:32:35
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answer #11
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answered by ~Jessica~ 4
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