Any Religious loons out there.?

Question

There was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled.

This time was called the DARK AGES

Why do ya think this was...........please, rediculous answers only, sorry, thats what you was gonna write

And if God dropped Acid, would he see people.

My Karma has ran over your Dogma.

If you are a person just curious of the question, WELCOME, please put something silly down

If you are a religous person with no sense of humour
feel free to SOD OFF

To: Mary eva s and Phoenix s

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Answer 1

Just washed my brain and can't do anything with it--I found jesus! he was behind the sofa the entire time.............

Answer 2

All creatures of our God and King know Him (whether they accept or reject Him), so yes there are loons that love God. I like watching them while sitting by the lake. Strangely it is only the human race that has members who reject their Creator.

Job 12
7 "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds of the air, and they will tell you;
8 or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish of the sea inform you.
9 Which of all these does not know that the hand of the LORD has done this?
10 In his hand is the life of every creature and the breath of all mankind.

Answer 3

I'm a loon but not very religious. Seems a lot of religious people are getting very aggressive these days trying to defend their peaceful religions. Maybe they are realising that their days are numbered and new technology and knowledge is edging them ever further onto the fringe.

Answer 4

A local pastor was getting fed up. His congregation was small and he didn't think they listened to him. As he was driving to the Sunday morning meeting, he passed a golf course. He thought "I've never played golf. I know, I will phone in sick and spend the morning playing golf."

So, half an hour later, he was on the first tee lining up his shot. Well, he was no Tiger Woods. He slammed the ball and it took off into the sky and came down heading straight for the green. The pastor walked over there and looked for his ball. He couldn't see it anywhere, until he checked the hole itself. "Wow!" he said "My first shot at golf and I scored a hole in one!"

He was still thinking about this when he went to the second tee. He lined up, but the ball shot across away from the fairway, bounced off a tree, and headed for the green. The pastor rushed over, and saw that the ball was in the hole again. "Amazing!" He thought "That wasn't even a good shot."

This happened time after time all over the course. At every hole, no matter how bad his shot was, he would get a hole in one.

In the meantime, an angel that was watching from Heaven said to God "This man is supposed to be leading his congregation."

"Yes, " Said God.

"He lied about feeling sick, he is indulging himself and yet you commanded that he score eighteen holes in one>"

"All this is true."

"Why?"

"Well, if you were a human and you have had a game like this, your first game as well, what would you want to do?"

"Tell everybody, I suppose."

"And who is he going to be able to tell?"

"Good one Big G."

"Please, don't EVER call me that again."

"Sorry."

Answer 5

My love knows no bounds, and I love you.
Judgementally ignorant as you are ~ I love you. And so does God, you must choose who you want to be, and the jerk card will lead you you know where. Jerkville. God bless.

Answer 6

very sad yes I beleave ion God and you are very convused but he still loves you

Answer 7

well I used to be a religious loon. it wasn't very funny.
i am still trying to recover my sense of humour.

Answer 8

This is your brain on drugs.

Answer 9

SUSEJ.