or do they prefer to live in eternal darkness?
2006-10-07 12:02:08 · 12 answers · asked by KU 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Seven!
One to chant.
One to sacrifice the goat.
Three for the kinky sexual ritual.
One to remove the bulb.
One to put the new bulb in.
That's why I buy those long life bulbs these days as that can be a real bi**h to arrange! Well it was either that or switch religious beliefs.
2006-10-08 10:37:47 · answer #1 · answered by â?¥MissMayâ?¥ 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
as rule 1
2006-10-07 12:03:36 · answer #2 · answered by george p 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When you work it out I suggest something from the new range of LED's as they are long lasting and efficient, (unlike satan) so you won't have to worry about it for a while.
2006-10-07 12:09:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
They don't need light bulbs.
They have lava pitts filled with red hot MAG ma.
2006-10-07 12:05:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, the bible says if they reject the truth of Jesus Christ they are already in darkness.
"...if they speak not according to this Word it is because there is no light in them".(Isa.8:19)"
2006-10-07 12:06:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
No they just snap their fingers and they get light. Satan gave them magical powers! Do you want some powers? :)
2006-10-07 12:08:39 · answer #6 · answered by Rajan S 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hella!
2006-10-07 12:09:31 · answer #7 · answered by Rhula 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What if you like the dark?
2006-10-07 12:07:36 · answer #8 · answered by silentpyrate 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
None, they usually get their slaves to do all the menial tasks.
2006-10-07 12:07:56 · answer #9 · answered by God 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
There is no light in Hell.
2006-10-07 12:21:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋