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Run, Scream for help, Woop the cops ***?

2006-10-07 11:36:12 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Beer, Wine & Spirits

24 answers

Co-operate fully.......best way to avoid the jail time for resisting arrest

2006-10-07 11:41:25 · answer #1 · answered by Natalia P 2 · 0 0

When you enter your vehicle drunk place copper coins in your mouth in case you get pulled over. The copper has a reaction to the breathalyser and you get a negative reading, happy days.

In addition eat an orange as this takes the smell of drink away from your breath. Mints are too obvious to the cops.

2006-10-07 11:48:57 · answer #2 · answered by SunGod 4 · 0 0

Tell the truth. If you are not over the limit you will probably be let go with a warning and let another non-drinking driver take the wheel.Or they will put you in a taxi at your expense. If they want you to do a breath test. DO IT. If you refuse, you Will lose your license. Better yet DO NOT DRINK AT ALL AND DRIVE. Either abstain or let the designated driver drive.

2006-10-07 11:45:38 · answer #3 · answered by Marcia B 3 · 0 0

if holding a drink chug it before the cop gets to the car. enjoy it cause you might be going to jail. if not loaded give the cop full coorperation and you might just get to that other party, thats if you don't hit a pregnant women crossing the street & kill her & her unborn child. worst hitting another car w/passesgers killing them, live to share it w/your drinking buddings while you sit in your permenet car a wheelchair. think don't drink & drive and you won't have toworry about being pulled over!

2006-10-07 11:56:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

First of all you should not be drinking and driving. If you are you should go to jail. My x decided to drink and drive with our 10yr old son in the car and went over a cliff. Lucky for him my son walked away with just a busted lip and very scared to ever get in a vehicle with his dad again. Drinking and driving don't mix and it's illegal.

2006-10-07 11:48:04 · answer #5 · answered by robbie347 2 · 0 0

Be honest and accept the nightmare you about to endure as cops hate lairs and are good at BS detection

2006-10-07 12:18:39 · answer #6 · answered by Magnusfl 3 · 0 0

Get a lawyer, and then think about what you've done with your life and why you would have ever started drinking without a plan to get home or get somewhere without driving. Drinking and driving is inexcusable.

2006-10-07 12:21:01 · answer #7 · answered by surfer2966 4 · 0 0

None of the above...retain your sanity and do exactly what the cop says do. After all, you are caught...pay the piper..and next time, don't drink and drive...

2006-10-07 11:42:49 · answer #8 · answered by dreamdress2 6 · 0 0

Be coherent and polite ...then say "I'm not a fig plucker or a fig plucker's son ......but I'll pluck your figs til the fig plucker comes" Bet the cop can't say it And as a consolation prize....... you win a free trip to jail...DON"T DRINK and DRIVE

2006-10-07 12:10:50 · answer #9 · answered by suzi m 3 · 0 0

Jump out of the car screaming " You'll never take me alive, copper!"

2006-10-11 08:16:43 · answer #10 · answered by dmndlil527 3 · 0 0

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