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All my British friends eat bacon pieces and I'm not allowed! It's not fair. Islam doesn't let me do anything! It almost makes me want to riot, protest about anything at all and blow the UK to bits.

I got told in my Mosque I will go to heaven and get 40 virgins to have sex with if I blow myself up is that true?

I would have converted to Christianity but I love in Afghanistan and I understand I will get my head chopped off if I do so, so I'm only a Muslim because I've been forced.

2006-10-07 11:02:06 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

[Wonder if I'm allowed to eat bacon made from TVP the stuff veggies eat? Will Allah send me to muslim hell for that?]

2006-10-07 11:05:36 · update #1

dude
how dare you say cute piggies are dirty creatures! I think they are cleaner that you, and probably more intelligent as well, d1ck-head.

Pork is good for you, and very tasty, eat lots of pork!

2006-10-07 11:10:35 · update #2

22 answers

i do not understand why they tell you it is such a great sacrifice to strap bombs on yourself and blow yourself up that is so unbeliveable. I am sorry for anyone that can not live free and worship any way they chose. I am a christian i will pray for you and the many other people in your country that are forced to worship some thing that they do not want to.as far as the 40 virgins i do not think that is true and if it were would it really be worth dieing for?What is the perpus of dieing and reseveing 40 virgins because once you have sex with them they are no longer virgins so you die for no good reason. Young people men and women are forced to die or told a lie so they will kill themselves this is wrong they do not get to grow up to have familys and children.What is so good about dieing?

2006-10-07 11:19:40 · answer #1 · answered by mcdanieljoanie 3 · 1 0

Obviously you.re not muslim.

Anyway, here's why Muslims can't eat bacon.

Muslims consider their lives and their bodies to be gifts from God. One doesn't spit on a gift from anyone, let alone a gift from God, so one ust treat gifts from God with the utmost respect.

Muslims consider pigs to be dirty animals (as do people of the Jewish faith). To put filth into a body that has been given to you by God is disrespectful and shows that you don't appreciate the gift.

Anyway, this is my understanding. I am not Muslim, so maybe I am mistaken.

BTW, bacon taste great and so do pork ribs.

2006-10-07 18:07:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

If you do not LIVE in Afghanistan, then you should not be worried about your head. It is a sin and a waste of your life to continue a type of worship that you obviously disdain in the name of national pride.

You will not go to heaven and get anything if you do not believe this faith. You will not have any type of relationship with God worth having if you do not worship in spirit and truth.

2006-10-07 18:07:18 · answer #3 · answered by NolaD 4 · 1 0

Don't pose as a Muslim. Textured vegetable protein does not have any pork products in it so it would be allowed for a Muslim to eat. I do not think that is why you asked the question, though.

2006-10-08 03:02:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Reality is this
Pigs eat anything, I do mean anything,
they eat, and 4 hours later, poo,
That doesn't give, what they ate, time to go threw the liver, so what they eat you eat, if they eat poison, you eat it too. There digestive system will not take it out any impurity's in what so ever they eat, they are a scavenger.
Cows, take 24 hours to digest there food. Compared to 4 hours, do you really want to eat pork?

2006-10-07 18:08:43 · answer #5 · answered by Faith Walker 4 · 0 1

I've been to Kuwait a few times. It was great going to Subway and ordering extra bacon on my sub. It was funny watching them make my samich. I know, I know... they probably squirted "jihad juice" in the mayo but the freaks down the street here at McD's probably already do that anyway.
Oh, I think you are supose to get 70 virgins. I think they are trying to rip you off!

2006-10-07 18:14:06 · answer #6 · answered by Mark C 2 · 1 1

get real , if you were truly a Muslim you would know why. I'm not a Muslim and i even know. by the way it's 72 virgins not 40

2006-10-07 18:05:19 · answer #7 · answered by Ron N 5 · 4 0

Your are screwed up I really don't think you are Muslim, because the Doctor I had was from the Middle East and told me EXACTLY why they can't eat pigs. If you grew up Muslim you would know that.

2006-10-07 19:47:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

you are lair ,in fact stupid lair
you cant even convince us with Ur pretending to be Muslim

how can you live in Afghanistan and Britain in the same time ?
guess the next time you are gonna tell us you are super man

for you Q , you cant eat bacon ,CZ you cant eat something look like you

no muslim can name himself allah
you stupid moron and lair

2006-10-07 18:10:09 · answer #9 · answered by SARAH 3 · 1 1

Get a life.

2006-10-07 21:31:19 · answer #10 · answered by Isis 3 · 0 0

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