One morning two priests head to the showers. It isn't until they were already in the shower, that they realized they did not bring any soap. Father Bob decides he'll run back for the soap. Rather than get dressed, he peeks out into the hallway, and since no one is around, he decides to make a run for it.
He gets the two bars of soap and checks the hall before heading back to the showers. All was clear, so he makes a break for it. Just as he turns the corner to the showers, he spots three nuns walking toward him. With nowhere to go, and hoping that the nuns will think he is a statue, he stands perfectly still, holding the two bars of soap.
The nuns approach and the first nun says, "Oh my, look at that! Isn't that the most life-like statue you've ever seen?" She steps up for a closer look, reaches out and gives a couple of tugs on the priest's weenie. Startled, he drops the first bar of soap.
"Oh Heavens," she exclaims, "I got a bar of soap!"
The second nun is also amazed at how realistic the statue looks, so she steps in for a closer look. She takes a couple of yanks on the priest's weenie, and he drops the other bar of soap.
"My goodness, I got a bar of soap also!"
The nuns can't believe it.
The third nun, overcome by the miracle statue, walks up to it and gives a few tugs to the priest's weenie.
"My God, this is amazing," she says, "I got liquid soap!"
2006-10-07 10:32:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Oh boy my gut is killing me from all your jokes. Keep em coming!!
2006-10-07 11:44:49 · answer #1 · answered by sabbycat76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That may be a old joke but i've never heard it before, I laughed out loud. so funny. Ha Ha!!!
2006-10-07 17:39:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Job, post some more!
2006-10-08 08:28:50 · answer #3 · answered by Zion 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coming beats going!!
TFT2P
2006-10-07 17:40:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's hilarious. never heard that one before.
2006-10-07 17:35:41 · answer #5 · answered by christinaz22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a very old joke and not a good one at that, so why is in this section?
2006-10-07 17:34:53 · answer #6 · answered by Ness 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That is a sick and pointless story.
2006-10-07 17:35:33 · answer #7 · answered by Crappy Haircut Girl 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hee hee hee
2006-10-07 17:34:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMFAO
2006-10-07 17:37:59 · answer #9 · answered by Desii 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS CUTE = o )
2006-10-07 17:38:06 · answer #10 · answered by babygirlknox30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋