OK 2 sister's died in a car accident, and when they reached heaven some one asked them, so how was your life and if there was one thing you could change what would it be? the first sister goes I lived a happy life, and if I could change something it would be being pregnant less time. the guys goes good idea ok now woman will only be pregnant for 3 months. The second sister goes well my life was ok, and if I could change anything it would be to change men’s penises they are too ugly, and they guy said no because you sucked on them being ugly, imagine if I make them prettier, woman will want to eat them.
2006-10-07 09:28:12 · 22 answers · asked by need help 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that joke sucked.
2006-10-07 09:29:52 · answer #1 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Can you remember:
A joke is a short story or short series of words spoken or communicated with the intent of being laughed at or found humorous by the listener or reader. A practical joke differs in that the humour is not verbal, but mainly physical (e.g. putting a custard pie in somebody's face).
Jokes are performed either in a staged situation in front of an audience, or informally for the entertainment of participants and onlookers. The desired response is generally laughter, although loud groans are also a common response to some forms of jokes, such as puns and shaggy dog stories.
2006-10-07 16:54:18 · answer #2 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Skinny little guy goes into an elevator,looks up and sees this HUGE black person standing next to him.
The big guy sees the lillte guy staring at him,looks down and says,7 feet tall,350 pounds,20 inch member,3 pounds left testic!e,3 pounds right testic!e,Turner Brown.''
The skinny White man faints and falls to the floor.The big guy kneels down and brings him,shaking him.The big guy says ''what's wrong with you?''
In weak voice the little guy says,''What EXACTLY did you say to me?''
The big dude says,''I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.I'm 7 feet tall,I weigh 350 pounds,I have a 20 inch private,my left testic!e weighs 3 pounds,my right testic!e weighs 3 pounds,and my name is Turner Brown.''
The small guy says,''Turner Brown!.Sweet Jesus,I thought you said,
''Turn Around!''
2006-10-07 17:09:09 · answer #3 · answered by Ghass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That could possible be one of the worst jokes I have ever heard in my life.
2006-10-07 16:32:47 · answer #4 · answered by Tammy G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Punctuation would have helped.
Thanks for the 10 points!
2006-10-07 16:32:32 · answer #5 · answered by Schmeep 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke really sucks.
2006-10-07 20:29:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better luck next time
2006-10-07 16:56:29 · answer #7 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah sorry dude but nobody here thought that joke was all that funny. I sure the hell didn't!
2006-10-07 16:53:09 · answer #8 · answered by ☆ Sarah ☆ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke was so stupid, i should take these 2 points and still report your butt for abuse.
2006-10-07 20:50:22 · answer #9 · answered by xknyghtmayre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny, kinda nasty really.
2006-10-07 17:24:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋