English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

You don't jerk off on the apple before you eat it.

2006-10-07 08:54:37 · 16 answers · asked by CdizzleMcJizzle 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

16 answers

i jerk off to green apples, but only when they resemble a small foetus

2006-10-07 08:57:29 · answer #1 · answered by TruthHurts 3 · 0 2

Whats wrong with you. I hope you never have children cause your probably gonna kill your baby. Aren't you the one that asked what it would sound like if you put a baby in the microwave!!!! You seriously need help. Stop asking questions. Actually why don't you do us all a favor and deleate your e-mail address and never come on yahoo answers again so that nobody has to see your retarded questions!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A FREAK!!!!!!!!!!

2006-10-07 16:09:17 · answer #2 · answered by Kayla C 2 · 1 0

ok...this is really disgusting! Shocked at the answer you have for such a far-out, wached up question.

2006-10-07 15:58:56 · answer #3 · answered by Dawn 2 · 1 0

thats disgusting

2006-10-07 15:58:33 · answer #4 · answered by Doll 1 · 1 0

one you can catch on a fork if you throw it up in the air, the other you need a pitchfork.

2006-10-07 15:57:06 · answer #5 · answered by no_wait_hes_spartacus 3 · 1 1

please don't procreate.
people like you should be bread out of the gene pool.
i hope you get a darwin award when you die.(which i hope will be sooner than later)

2006-10-07 15:58:37 · answer #6 · answered by mistressmorro 6 · 0 0

HA HA

2006-10-07 16:04:13 · answer #7 · answered by VEGAS 3 · 1 0

disgusting

2006-10-07 15:58:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i don't know why i answer these sick questions, maybe just to tell you that you are sick.

2006-10-07 16:05:27 · answer #9 · answered by ALICE B 3 · 1 0

GO BACK TO THE MENTAL INSTITUTE!!!

2006-10-07 16:01:39 · answer #10 · answered by Jessica B 1 · 1 0

fedest.com, questions and answers