I need one to blow up my neighbors stupid water fountain.
2006-10-07 08:53:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Aircraft
Some bought MiG-21s on eBay. That is not a joke. Best place to go, however, is the former Soviet Union. However this is such an overkill just to blow next door's water fountain. Buy their house and demolish the fountain it is way cheaper :)
2006-10-09 06:15:38 · answer #1 · answered by kalizzi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eBay, or Trade-A-Plane. Really.
The most common "fighters" you can buy are trainers from Eastern Europe like the Fouga Magister or the L-39 Delfin. MiG-15s and -17s are pretty common too.
However, three things to keep in mind.
1) They are hideously expensive to operate. I chatted with a Fouga owner once and he said between fuel, supplies, insurance and maintenance it cost him nearly a thousand dollars every time he started the engine, let alone went flying.
2) Civilians can legally only buy "de-militarized" jets, which will have no weapons. Bummer.
3) Finally, a fighter isn't what you want for water fountain suppression missions. Ground-attack is the way to go. An A-10 Warthog would be perfect, but a Douglas Skyraider would be awesome too, even if it does have a prop.
2006-10-07 09:27:28 · answer #2 · answered by Berry K 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, yes you can. For example, the Jordanian air force is putting on sale several aging fighters, i.e Northrop F-5 Freedom Fighter and Dassault Mirage F-1. You can contact them at this number: +962-7-77572171
Not to mention dozens of dealers who sell surplus jets from what used to be soviet republics. For example, at this number you can discuss with some Australian guys the price for a non-airworthy Mig-17 Fresco: +61(0)7 3272 9484
2006-10-07 09:08:39 · answer #3 · answered by ashtray 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AS long as you use in the USA I can make you a deal on one. But for neighborhood combat I would suggest a helicopter. Much easier to get into tight spaces. Maybe go with a Littlebird with some zoomie rockets? I think that would take out a fountain nicely.
But maybe just try a gallon container of bubbles.
2006-10-08 06:34:03 · answer #4 · answered by Drewpie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not buy a main battle tank instead? You could buy a nice Russian tank for a few thousand dollars but I hope you know something about turbine mechanics because they aren't known to be the most reliable machines. You can purchase some Jet A or JP-8 for it at your nearest airport. You'll score one point for yourself, and your neighbor will have zero points for their fountain!!!
2006-10-07 14:40:27 · answer #5 · answered by Kelley S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
useful. in spite of if such jets ought to be demilitarized. All weapon administration structures are bumped off, hardpoints bumped off, and the plane is rewired to make it just about impossible to re-arm it. in case you propose to fly this chicken interior the USA you're able to need an import license and FAA inspection. you are able to paint the element with genuine colour schemes and markings, however the FAA registration selection must be on there someplace. I stay close to an airport this is domicile to a warbird museum. not uncommon to confirm Fw-190s, MiG-23s, or perhaps a Sopwith Camel flying around.
2016-11-26 23:21:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just buy a grenade. u dont need a plane for the water fountain. unless you planning to blow a city.
2006-10-07 08:57:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There Used To Be Two Cement Deer ,Oh Never Mind,A Shotgun Is Cheaper...
2006-10-07 09:02:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Albanian AF have lots of fighters they are looking to sell, I'm sure they will do you a good deal; really push, and it might be a case of "buy one, get one free".
2006-10-08 21:00:54 · answer #9 · answered by AndyG45 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Russian Air Force will sell you an old Mig.
2006-10-07 11:41:07 · answer #10 · answered by Ironball 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋