doctor, doctor jokes are also fine.
2006-10-07 08:44:57 · 5 answers · asked by Female O ♥ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mommy, Mommy, I hate my brother's guts.
Shut up and eat what's in front of you
2006-10-07 08:46:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
It's not a joke, but I figured I'd share, anyway. It should make you smile if not laugh.
5 years ago my mother, little sister, little brother and I were moving. My mom had just packed all of her belongings from her drawers into a box. My little bro went to go pick up the box and put it in the car when he stopped, put the box down, pulled out my mom's dildo and asked her what it was - infront of us, the movers and our neighbors!
It was hilarious...and he even said "mommy."
We still pick on him about it to this day.
2006-10-07 16:14:43 · answer #2 · answered by Momma Jette 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jim and Edna were both patients in a psychiatric hospital. One day while
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim
out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna, she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad
news. The good news is you're being discharged...since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another
patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad
news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with
his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
2006-10-07 22:39:23 · answer #3 · answered by magic the gathering player 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Day At The Circus
Mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?"
"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.
"No, under the tail," says the youngster.
The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."
The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question.
His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."
"So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.
The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."
2006-10-07 16:28:59 · answer #4 · answered by kath 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mother! Mother! I'm tired of running in circles!
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
2006-10-07 15:47:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋