I came home late last night and accidentally kicked my cat in the stomach--he flew halfway across the room. His forgiveness was automatic, he didn't even think about it, and a moment later was back wanting nothing but affection and love.
A christian came to my door this morning. I kicked him in the stomach. He did not forgive me. He threw his bible at my head.
Are cats better christians than christians are?
2006-10-07 08:31:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
let it also be noted that if you start petting a christian and gently stoking him behind the ears, you get a bible thrown at you too
2006-10-07 08:32:37 · update #1
My ex stole my cat D:
I wish she'd stolen a Christian instead. Cats can actually think and use reasoning--and they are very clean about themselves, unlike some Christian Republicans named Mark Foley.....
2006-10-07 08:38:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your cat is a Buddist. It will come back in the next life & be your 1st ex-wife who will take all that you own. The Christian you kicked will start a war against you because I'm sure there is somewhere in the Good Book that says it's OK to kill someone if they kick you in the stomach. You are screwed anyway you go. Best of luck to you.
2006-10-07 15:41:54 · answer #2 · answered by donronsen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, your question is a bit confused. How can you "accidentally"
kick some thing or someone across the room?.
I do not think your cat forgave you. He does not understand de concept.
But tell me. Have you forgiven yourself for kicking people or cats across teh room?
2006-10-07 15:40:19 · answer #3 · answered by ricardo r 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try kicking a non-christian too. I bet he won't forgive you either instead he'll throw a stone at you. Love your cat so dearly and stop kicking him in the stomach or else you'll be sued for animal abuse. En general you should stop kicking people because you'll be sued for battery. Peace.
2006-10-07 15:38:23 · answer #4 · answered by lanisoderberg69 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll take a cat over any evangelicals. Otherwise it depends on the Christian. Is she hot?
2006-10-07 15:35:48 · answer #5 · answered by Scott M 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
An animal knows your intentions. Human beings, Christians or not don't know your intentions. Here's a question for you. When cats purr are they meditating?
2006-10-07 15:42:35 · answer #6 · answered by Sweetie Poo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cats are gods themselves. Thats why some cultures worshipped them.
2006-10-07 15:41:02 · answer #7 · answered by Sage Bluestorm 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't like either. However, if I had to choose, I'd rather have a cat. At least it won't try to brainwash me
2006-10-07 15:34:24 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. Mojo Risin 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
At least, my cat doesn't try to convert me.
2006-10-07 15:33:58 · answer #9 · answered by crystal89431 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
cats are arrogant
and nothing arrogant will enter heaven
dogs of course will enter heaven as they are loyal
and loving and other centered
2006-10-07 15:37:04 · answer #10 · answered by whirlingmerc 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋