My cat wants to do ride alongs with the local police. He saw a K-9 unit at work and demanded to be given an equal opportunity. I just don't see how this is going to work!! He runs and hides under beds when I get out the vacuum, flees when we have to go to the vet, naps excessively...
I just don't know what to do...I don't want to crush his dream!!
2006-10-07 07:45:51 · 13 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Pets ➔ Cats
Take him to a local police station and explain the scenario. Wear something pretty, bring a box of donuts, and I'm sure you will have no problems finding a nice officer to help you and El Gato. See if you can get an officer to take your cat out on patrol once, just to experience a day in the life of the K-9 unit. Chances are, he'll get scared sh!tless and give up on this crazy idea. But if he likes it, then let him enroll in a training program...this might give him the chance to turn his lazy life around. Everyone should get a chance to follow their dream, no matter how silly!
2006-10-07 13:30:28 · answer #1 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well he would be great for hunting down stolen tuna? If a crook doesn't stop just throw some catnip on him and let then fun begin! Before long your kitty will be a trend setter and cops everywhere will want a kitty-9 <
2006-10-07 15:37:29
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Show him re-runs of T. J. Hooker.
Prolonged exposure to William Shatner in a uniform two sizes too small should cure his enthusiasm for the police force forever.
Then, appoint him Deputy Head Of Anti-Mouse Counterintelligence in your house.
(Not 'Head', the boy's got to work his way up.)
2006-10-07 21:02:28 · answer #3 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the good giggles!
Here's my suggestion: Give your cat a new dream. Tell it the story of Scarlett the hero cat who ran back into a burning building to save her kittens. Being a firefighter is a much better job anyways.
Sorry I am bias I work for the fire department! LOL!
2006-10-07 18:03:58 · answer #4 · answered by fierequebecoiseauusa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no worries talk a police officer into dropping by your house to pick up the cat before you take the cat to the officer have him/her put a 12v vacum in the cruiser and turn it on only problem will be catching the cat
2006-10-07 14:51:41 · answer #5 · answered by fuma74 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your cat will likely forget all about it when he realizes that he would have to give up valuable nap time. Explain that to him.
By the way...WOW I see you are getting very close to level 7. Are you beginning to feel tingly?
2006-10-07 14:51:30 · answer #6 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just explain to him that until he stops being a scaredy cat the police will not take him.
2006-10-07 14:55:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
perhaps you could try to sway his dreams a lil you could say wow doesnt it look like fun to _____________ like this__________ !!! i would try that first and if it doesnt work (and it might not...i have two very persistant cats that want to be helicopter pilots that wont fall for it ) youll just have to tell him how it is i guess i hope you dont have to break his heart like i did it was a really hard thing to do. good luck!
2006-10-07 14:54:16 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give him a toy police car, it will be a start to his dream.
2006-10-07 14:52:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's obvious he needs to get into undercover work!
2006-10-07 22:48:47 · answer #10 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋