and the local tart (a term used for women who have been with lots of men in case you were wondering ) walks in and asks the landlady for half of yorkshire (yorkshire bitter) so i said you might as well you`ve had half of Lancashire.
2006-10-07 07:23:06 · 25 answers · asked by ? 5 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
I think jimmy fish should get a sense of humour.
2006-10-07 07:37:59 · update #1
So you've met the wife.............. and ?
2006-10-07 07:25:35 · answer #1 · answered by hotfeat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was in the Pub this after. It was Sh!t so I went home.
That was **** so I went back to the Pub, That was **** so I came home again and now Im gonna Order a chinese Takeaway.
2006-10-07 07:53:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
she really should take the world on one county at a time. i mean, it's a recipe for disaster chopping and changing she won't know where she is up to. finish lancashire, then she can tick that one off and move on to other counties. you know it makes sense..
2006-10-07 07:32:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everybody loves the village bicycle, cause everyones had a ride
2006-10-07 07:33:51 · answer #4 · answered by TK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As well as Yorkshire?
2006-10-07 07:31:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Do you mind if I steal the joke & pass it off as my own?
2006-10-07 07:33:44 · answer #6 · answered by Pretorian 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So you're able to spend Sat. pm in the pub are you?
2006-10-07 07:28:49 · answer #7 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did she give you head ( on your bitter of course ).lol.
2006-10-07 07:41:02 · answer #8 · answered by Stevie G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hee Haw!! not bad matey at all.
2006-10-07 07:26:34 · answer #9 · answered by L6 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you go home with her afterward?
2006-10-07 07:31:24 · answer #10 · answered by yblur 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hang on my wife said she was at her mothers today.
2006-10-07 07:28:07 · answer #11 · answered by neil d 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋