reward them with eternal life in the Big Pasture in the Sky? And if they are bad they end up as slaves to Burger Tyrant in the Everburning Flame Broiler.
2006-10-07 07:09:54 · 10 answers · asked by Nerdly Stud 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The second coming of the Cow messiah is at hand! You can see the writing on the wall man. It's everywhere dude! And those of us who accept the cow savior will not perish in this terrible time of tribulation. But those who do not accept the cow savior will burn!
2006-10-07 07:14:54 · answer #1 · answered by Christopher 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always thought cows were smarter than that. Oh well, at least I wont feel guilty the next time I get a burger.
2006-10-07 07:11:51 · answer #2 · answered by Wonder Weirdo 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Not only did I know that, I'm considering converting. It's the most plausible religion I've ever heard of.
2006-10-07 07:14:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I just ate a sinful cow..lol
2006-10-07 07:13:10 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And humans from India are considered sacred to them.
2006-10-07 07:12:59 · answer #5 · answered by T Time 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cows knows the real god and they laugh at alot of ppl who worship them .
2006-10-07 07:12:49 · answer #6 · answered by Alone 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Please go to the following link and click on listen on 'Cows with Guns' and learn more about this phenomenon.
http://www.cowswithguns.com/moosic4.html
2006-10-07 07:19:20 · answer #7 · answered by Miss Vicki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great a new religion!
2006-10-07 07:12:32 · answer #8 · answered by Stiletto ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what to say...
But the idea of "WTF?!" comes to mind.
2006-10-07 07:14:21 · answer #9 · answered by analystdevil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CAn it PASTAFARIAN~!!!!!
2006-10-07 07:13:40 · answer #10 · answered by Stephanie D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋