She's kind of going over the top this time. She took a brand new case of duct tape and taped my dog to the roof of the trailer. Then she drove my truck (I just washed it last month) into the trash heap in the back yard. She ordered 7 pizzas delivered, all with that ham and pineapple crap, which she knows I hate, and then to top it off, she plugged up the toilet with my favorite John Deere cap. She said she was upset about my other girlfriend, but she keeps winking as she's standing by the bedroom door. Why can't women just say what they want?
2006-10-07 06:26:38 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
She's winking......that means she already has the "make up" on and the mascara got in her eye. So go have sex and then see what you can do about rescuing your dog. The pizza is salvageable. Just pick the crap off. Get a roto rooter out there and dig your hat out and use one of your many many washing machines to clean it off. Then tell her that if she doesn't straighten up and fly right, you're going back to your wife.....and that's final.
2006-10-07 10:17:13 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like she's got some screws loose. Any chick that does things like that should have her head examined. As for you, if you don't run away from her as fast as you can, you should make an appointment with the couch doctor. Seriously, she is lucky that she wasn't thrown in jail for taping your dog to the roof of a trailer! What kind of person does things like that. Inhumane! If you just want her for the sex well maybe she deserves that. Does she want "make up sex" I don't think so. She probably can't think that far in advance if she is doing stupid stuff like you described. If you are even thinking of a long term relationship with this girl you are crazy. What will she do next? If she is upset about your other girlfriend - why do you have another girlfriend anyway? The winking part, well maybe that's just part of her brain damage! She should get checked out. Best of luck trying to detach yourself from this one!
2006-10-07 06:44:58 · answer #2 · answered by justbecauseicare 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-08-29 06:31:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is just wrong on so many levels. I'm going with angry, but if you've got another truck and John Deere cap, give it a go.
2006-10-07 06:32:43 · answer #4 · answered by Contemplative Chanteuse IDK TIRH 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that's funny and crazy!! If she's mad about the other girlfriend thing she should wise up and leave. If she's horny and doing all that stuff for make up sex she's in for a rough night. Also she should find other ways to make you mad she sounds a little looney.
2006-10-07 06:31:14 · answer #5 · answered by Curious J. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg...i would say u maybe need to get rid of her! even if she just wants make up sex she is kinda taking it a little too far! i mean come-on taping ur dog to the trailer! oh my god she outta be shot and sent to an insane asylum! and not all females dont say what they mean or want! i would say ur girlfriend is not one of them for the sounds of things i would say she is being really cryptic! those types of chicks aren't good for people! tell her to take a hike!
2006-10-07 06:39:34 · answer #6 · answered by sarah gangsta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhh dude your with a lunie. your best bet is to start buying insurance on everything including your self and your john deere cap or run for the hills. this is just the beginning. i had a few crazies and i love my firebird, alot of clothes, my job, pictures, family emblomes, and more.
2006-10-07 06:30:08 · answer #7 · answered by brandonbamboo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you living with one girl and have another on the side? If so, shame on you.
As for your girlfriend, she sounds unbalanced and I would stay as far away from her as possible. If she could tape an innocent dog to your trailor, she could certainly do it to a child,,run far and fast away from her.
2006-10-07 06:32:08 · answer #8 · answered by Harley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow.. I have no idea. Shes prolly horny and piss off at the same time. But seriously speakin, I would move on if i have a boyfriend like that.
2006-10-07 06:32:06 · answer #9 · answered by Jean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After all that crap, she shouldn't get any until she cleans up the mess she made. She also may have something to talk to you about
2006-10-07 06:29:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋