2006-10-07 06:09:34 · 25 answers · asked by a_turkey 1 in Health ➔ Mental Health
errrr tough question my stupid friend! on one hand it could be the common fart. BUT on the other hand u may have fallen pray to the illusive Crackular Vibaticus Stinkicus, who is a small elf like man how resides in the warm moistness of ur anus, but the lack of bathroom facilities results in the poor little critter not being able to shower....hense the smell.
2006-10-08 03:39:21 · answer #1 · answered by martyb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you are describing is know as fart or flatulation... (med. lat. flatulus). Gases which naturally occur as part of the digestive process will have to be released.
This is one of the reasons why we have a bumhole at all - all other uses of this hole are either for digestion or pleasure purposes - problems here should lead you to either a sexual therapist, a doctor - or, in rare occasions a nurse in a sexy uniform.
2006-10-07 06:29:29 · answer #2 · answered by Thommy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Send for the priest then put a light to your back end
2006-10-07 10:33:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the dog one was funny ...really ?
i suggest you have stuck a vibrator up it ?
sitting on the washing machine in toyr derty sock pile ?
this is not a good idea becouse you wont be able to get away without moving !
i suggest sticking a cow prod into thin *** ?
2006-10-07 06:21:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're sitting on the microwave instead of the loo. The loo is the one without a dead cat in it.
2006-10-07 08:31:25 · answer #5 · answered by MEAMEAMEA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to undergo a psychoanalysis as you seem to be having hallucinations.
2006-10-07 06:25:09 · answer #6 · answered by marizani 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but probably the priest will.
2006-10-07 06:19:29 · answer #7 · answered by jove46 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop eating curries and takeaway foods. You will be alright.
2006-10-07 06:20:36 · answer #8 · answered by Vivax 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A psychiatrist is needed here you are grade A MAD.
2006-10-07 06:13:07 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, he can exorcise all of the hot air out of you!
2006-10-07 06:11:14 · answer #10 · answered by gerbiltamer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋