Like... on the front it says "In the case on an emergency, look on the back" and on the back it says "This is not an emergency!!"
2006-10-07 05:58:37 · 15 answers · asked by proud wife of sKk 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Strangers have the best candy
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate
Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control.
Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.
Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's *** and wait!
100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?
Dyslexics of the world, untie!
Guns don't kill people. Postal workers do.
I miss my ex-husband. But my aim is getting better.
Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
2006-10-07 06:38:30 · answer #1 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious issues
I'm out of my mind.....Please leave a message
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
It's all fun and games 'til someone loses a nut(squirrels on shirt)
Mine are bigger (squirrel holding an acorn)
I'm not deaf....I'm ignorring you
Treat me exactly as you would the queen
I want attention...just not yours
Smile.....It scares people
People like you are the reason that people like me need medication
I am no longer a threat to society
AND
Real men wear pink
2006-10-07 13:19:54 · answer #2 · answered by due 6/30/10 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On the front: Want to know how men and parking spots are the same?
On the back: The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
I thought it was pretty funny
2006-10-07 14:23:15 · answer #3 · answered by ChemicallyLaneyyy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw a guy at school with other day with a tee shirt that had the Mountain Dew logo on the front except it said "Mount and Do Me"
LOL
2006-10-07 13:27:35 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Lolita♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
on the front it says: Want to know how to keep and idiot busy, read back of shirt
on the back it says: Want to know how to keep and idiot busy, read front of shirt
Life is gold, duct tape is silver
I hear voices and they dont like you
My mommy thinks I'm special
there is a bunch of math then under it it says The world does revolve around me
Annoying the world one person at a time
Im not sleeping. i was thinking really hard
I just took a pain killer, why are you still here?
2006-10-07 13:32:27 · answer #5 · answered by kyhrt49 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
on the front of the shirt it says "how to keep an idiot busy: look on back of shirt"
and on the back of the shirt it says "how to keep an idiot busy: look on front of shirt"
yeah
2006-10-07 16:31:59 · answer #6 · answered by Banana Nanners 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my sisters friend made her a shirt that said (on the front) feel free to bask in my glow (back) no really, i insist!
its pretty funny.
2006-10-07 13:04:26 · answer #7 · answered by H*Less 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
warning: adult content:
As a gag gift, I had this one put on a shirt for my husband...
Clitoral Masuer (front)
Have your wife give me a call (back)
We also made some business cards...
and yess.,,,he's just that good.
2006-10-07 13:21:20 · answer #8 · answered by LadyMagick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a bunch of T-Shirt's that write's perverded thing's on it .Ex: I can only plz one person a day today is not your day
2006-10-07 13:02:13 · answer #9 · answered by francia s 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
saw this on a fat guy, "round is a shape"
the voices in my head won't leave me alone
I see your mouth moving but all I hear is blah blah blah
keep stairing and I might do a trick
yes they are paid for!
I'm with stupid (arrow pointing down)
2006-10-07 13:05:34 · answer #10 · answered by Jewelz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋