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When he's always covered with dirt, I'm afraid thats he'll track mud into my house. Jesus is my Mexican Gardener and I've been hurt by gardeners before.

2006-10-07 05:22:58 · 11 answers · asked by horrorfan 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

11 answers

Well, at least your Jesus is real. Try brushing up on your Spanish. He might be an intresting fellow. And as far as letting him into your heart, are you attracted to him? If not, I wouldn't waste your time, you can't have a solid relationship if the sexual chemistry isn't there!

2006-10-07 05:27:42 · answer #1 · answered by Skippy 6 · 1 1

Read Mere Mortal's response to your question.
Ditto for me

well, nevermind the ditto. you need help, and I know what can help you, so even if you don't take me seriously, I tried. Pray. Pray that God will help you change your view on Jesus... and you might find a beautiful Savior, not a Mexican gardener

2006-10-07 05:56:40 · answer #2 · answered by J-me 2 · 0 1

It is very simple and easy. First open your mind, then open your heart and finally open you house. Sure He will come and dine with you. You will love him but you won't fear him.

Sorry, I wrote the previous lines without reading your details. However, I think you confuse Jesus with your Mexican Gardener.
try to purify your mind from any control of those who claim they are Jesus'.

2006-10-07 05:28:44 · answer #3 · answered by rambahan_1953 3 · 0 1

i think of which you extremely responded your person question there. we are saying 'permit Jesus into your heart' on the grounds that's what Jesus says we ought to do 'Behold I stand on the door and knock, if any guy hears my voice and opens the door, i will come into him, and eat with him, and he with me.' commencing the door is comparable to letting Jesus in. 'saved from sin' extremely means 'saved from the means or effects of sin' we are forgiven of our sins and saved from Hell. i wish that facilitates

2016-11-26 23:02:23 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

try praying in the early hours of dawn,earnestly with a lot of love and repentence in ur heart.soon all the dirt will be washed away and u dont hav to be afraid of any danger.just have faith.

2006-10-07 05:33:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

That is why you have to let Jesus the savior of the world into your life by accepting him as your personal lord and saviour and he will deliver you from violent gardners.

2006-10-07 05:27:53 · answer #6 · answered by omoge 1 · 2 1

Not even worth answering, but I'll take the 2 points.

2006-10-07 05:35:48 · answer #7 · answered by dragonkisses 5 · 0 1

I was going to answer your question then I read your details.

Nevermind.

2006-10-07 05:25:07 · answer #8 · answered by Mere Mortal 7 · 3 0

confess your sins.pray.and find a church .the lord will guide you.have faith

2006-10-07 05:27:53 · answer #9 · answered by holla 2 · 2 1

May God help you!

2006-10-07 05:26:57 · answer #10 · answered by tatal_nostru2006 5 · 2 1

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