Which evidently turned out to be Evil spirits when I woke up (Oh my head!!). I realised that I hadn't shut the gates properly to my castle, my hell hounds had got out and had eaten a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses that were walking by.
I'm really concerned because it has given them terrible wind and my castle now stinks, I've tried throwing a few preachers on the fire to see if a bit of Holy Smoke will take the edge off the smell but to no avail.
I've got a horny little she devil coming round later to play some kinky games so i need to freshen the place up real quick.
Any suggestions??????
2006-10-07 05:13:48 · 19 answers · asked by Call me Zach 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It seems that the majority of anti-Witness hatred is motivated by religious intolerance and bigotry. A few may even be motivated against their Christian worship by the unseen 'god of this system of things', Satan the Devil.
(2 Corinthians 4:4) the god of this system of things has blinded the minds of the unbelievers
Interestingly, such "hatred" should be expected by true Christians in this time of the end, and it actually helps identify Jehovah's Witnesses as Christ's true disciples:
(John 15:19) If you were part of the world, the world would be fond of what is its own. Now because you are no part of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, on this account the world hates you.
(Luke 6:22) Happy are you whenever men hate you, and whenever they exclude you and reproach you and cast out your name as wicked for the sake of the Son of man.
(1 Peter 4:4) Because you do not continue running with them in this course to the same low sink of debauchery, they are puzzled and go on speaking abusively of you.
(2 Timothy 4:3-5) For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching, but, in accord with their own desires, they will accumulate teachers for themselves to have their ears tickled; and they will turn their ears away from the truth, whereas they will be turned aside to false stories. You, though, keep your senses in all things, suffer evil, do the work of an evangelizer, fully accomplish your ministry.
It seems signficant that the relatively small religion of Jehovah's Witnesses are the ones best known for their worldwide preaching work. Yet Jesus commanded that ALL who would call themselves "Christian" perform this public work:
(Matthew 28:19,20) Go therefore and make disciples of people of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit, teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded you. And, look! I am with you all the days until the conclusion of the system of things.
Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/library/jt/index.htm
http://watchtower.org/library/w/2003/3/1/article_01.htm
http://watchtower.org/library/w/2002/4/1/article_01.htm
2006-10-07 19:31:47 · answer #1 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spare some thought for this fact. One day you'll die, having spent your life in mocking those whom you perceive to be a soft target and the God Whom you despise. When that happens, believe you me, you'll wish there wasn't an afterlife!
"Whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable -- if anything is excellent or praiseworthy -- think about such things". Phillippians 4 v. 8.
2006-10-15 01:09:39 · answer #2 · answered by Doethineb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make a curry. The smell will overpower anything.
The curry itself will give you plenty of vitamin S, necessary for kinky sex all night long. Oh, and some Coconut ice cream too.
2006-10-14 08:47:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Burn some toast it smells natural and won't smell like your trying to cover up something and your "she devil" will get the notion that you can't even make toast so will feel compelled to cook for you in the morning.
2006-10-14 03:45:02 · answer #4 · answered by John H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your dogs got hold of some really bad stuff. I know of nothing that will kill that smell.You may have to leave your castle for a few days
2006-10-07 05:17:34 · answer #5 · answered by Billy T 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Swallow a few e's then cough them up, grind them and add hot water, there is nothing like the smell of fresh coughed e's to make a place seem homely
2006-10-07 05:21:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You need to restore the balance in your hounds' digestive system by spit-roasting a jew, a follower of islam and a catholic (preferably a cardinal). cover liberally with cinamon, garlic and smarties.
2006-10-07 05:21:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is it me or is everyone really funny tonight??
Next time dude, use a Padlock on your gate and stick a sign up there...no Losers to trespass my Land!!
2006-10-07 05:18:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
febreeze and a lovely vanilla scented candle should to the trick love.
2006-10-07 05:15:44 · answer #9 · answered by emma a 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Invite me in my Dark Prince... I'll be your breath of fresh air...
2006-10-07 06:22:30 · answer #10 · answered by mousepotato66 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋