Man in the Mirror ????

Question

A women came home one day with a mirror and told her husband it was magic. Her husband told her to prove it.
She said watch, ''Mirror, mirror on the wall, make my boobs biggest of all.''

Sure enough, they grew huge.

The husband was amazed and said, "Ooh, oooh, let me try! Mirror, mirror show me more, make my dick touch the floor.''

His legs fell off.

Answer 1

that is sooo funny i like it,i like it!

Answer 2

Try this Irish Mirror joke:
PADDY AND THE MIRROR:

Paddy was going off to England to make his fortune and before he left, his mother gave him this advice: ‘You keep away from them women over there, they are all Protestants and they are only out for one thing, and that’s not only to take all your money’. ‘Yes ma’ replied Paddy and away he went.
One day, while shopping in Woolworth’s, in Camden Town, he came across a mirror. It may be hard to believe but he had never seen one before - his mother believed them to be bad luck so had never allowed one in the house. Anyway, Paddy looked into it and declared ‘Mother of God, its a picture of me dead father when he was a young man. I wonder where they got it over here’. He of course bought it and looked at it whenever he was lonely.
After six months, Paddy went home for a holiday, and naturally took the ‘photo’ of his father with him. His mother kept an eye on him for the first day or two to make sure he had not developed any nasty habits. One evening she saw Paddy looking at the ‘photo’ of his father. She watched as he tucked it back under the mattress.
As soon as he went out she just had to have a look. As she did she exclaimed ‘I knew it, he has got himself a photograph of his girlfriend over in England, and an ugly old bit*ch she is too’.

Answer 3

LOL. LOL. LOL.

Answer 4

haha.. thanks dude for the good laugh..

Answer 5

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