How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.
That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.
Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.
2006-10-07 04:58:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's funny but truefull
2006-10-07 05:00:23 · answer #1 · answered by osunumberonefan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah
2006-10-07 12:01:15 · answer #2 · answered by frisco415 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that might scare me. but my mom has said stuff close to it. not as extreme haha. but i have to add one of my own "the rum is free, and coke is $2. just drink the rum honey!" and i am 15. 14 at the time
2006-10-07 12:02:49 · answer #3 · answered by Krissi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!!! As a Mom of three, I would never use any of these lines... unless I wanted to use my evil mommy reverse psychology tools!!! How about this one "Honey, you dont have to eat those vegetables.... you are healthy enough already"
2006-10-07 12:02:15 · answer #4 · answered by hippiemommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go ahead, I leave my purse out for you to take money.
Seriously you won't go blind, just try?
LOL GOOD JOB
2006-10-07 12:02:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Food goes in here.
2006-10-07 12:02:42 · answer #6 · answered by Andrew 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my mum told me she cut class sometimes but she said if i cut classes she would make me do more work and get me more private tutors
2006-10-07 12:22:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
calling you bad names .
2006-10-07 21:02:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true, my mom would never say that.
2006-10-07 12:23:03 · answer #9 · answered by L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like your mom really love you so deeply, what a lucky you are ! please enjoy it and its ok, my mam never do that .
2006-10-07 12:05:10 · answer #10 · answered by Abdumalik A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋