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The year is 30 AD.

2006-10-07 04:57:56 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Sorry, I mean 2003 AD

2006-10-07 04:58:12 · update #1

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Buy a MCdonalds restaurant for him he will feed all in this world.

2006-10-07 04:59:35 · answer #1 · answered by aathrey 3 · 0 0

This was explained to me by my grandmother, and can be replicated in your own living room by having repeated sessions of the game called "telephone:" wherein a story is passed from person to person in a form inaudible to the rest of the group. By the end, the original story is either mutilated or greatly exaggerated.

So .. an efficient caterer divvied up 50 fish and 50 loaves of bread among 500 folks. By the 5th telling or so, the bounty dwindled to 5 fish and 5 loaves of bread, and the crowd grew to be 5,000. Sound familiar?

2006-10-07 12:07:23 · answer #2 · answered by JAT 6 · 0 0

tat wasnt so funny.
on a sidenote , this 2 points are the last 2 i need for level 2!
by the time u are reading this, it's needED not need. ;p

2006-10-07 12:03:44 · answer #3 · answered by Just Me 5 · 0 0

Your modern day allusion to Jesus feeding the masses is extremely unbecoming.

2006-10-07 11:59:55 · answer #4 · answered by Teacher Man 6 · 2 0

Team up with him and bump MacD's out of business

2006-10-07 11:59:27 · answer #5 · answered by tammers 3 · 0 0

he must have got a big bill from burger king

2006-10-07 12:17:51 · answer #6 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0 0

run cause he's a witch. he cast magic on you, they used to burn people like tht. oh my he would have toi be a witch in tht time, yes sir ry burn him at the steak!! hmmmmm mmmm steak

2006-10-07 12:00:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ask him for the winning numbers to the lottery...

2006-10-07 12:00:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Get a basket. I hear there are plenty leftovers.

Hoping the best for you...

2006-10-07 12:03:02 · answer #9 · answered by Debra N 3 · 2 0

search the ground 4 crumbs.. cry yourself a river because they didn't share with you...

2006-10-07 12:03:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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