Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick your nose!"
On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
2006-10-07 04:32:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
.............. I MUST SAY ....YOU HAVE THE PICK .....ALL ....MOST ENJOYABLE .............. VERY FUNNY INDEED...............
2006-10-07 07:13:54 · answer #1 · answered by spaceman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a well drilling company where I used to live that had a slogan that said "Our business is going in the hole."
2006-10-07 11:34:34 · answer #2 · answered by splitshell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones. LOL. LOL.
Thank for the laughs.
2006-10-08 13:15:05 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sign on a gas staion when gas was 3.00 a gallon-"It aint our fault!"
2006-10-07 11:34:28 · answer #4 · answered by lucygoosy2004 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
our towns water tested positive for e-coli last year. This sign was on the local liquor store...."Drink beer.....the water will kill you!"
2006-10-07 15:54:35 · answer #5 · answered by Sharon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha :p
2006-10-07 11:35:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋