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What do you think happened to the two thieves, that stole a calendar? **** They got six months each. (do i win £5)?

2006-10-07 03:51:55 · 11 answers · asked by brillo 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

Yes indeed you do and a Calender's worth of VIZ.

2006-10-07 03:53:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thieves broke into the local DIY shop and stole a toilet the police are looking into it but they have nothing to go on

2006-10-07 03:57:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

£5 €5 or $5 you choose

2006-10-07 03:55:41 · answer #3 · answered by johnny G. 2 · 0 0

what's yellow and white and travels at 70 miles per hour?
A traindriver's egg sandwich!

What's green and flies?
Superman in a snot!

They should be worth about six months each too!

2006-10-07 04:10:04 · answer #4 · answered by RM 6 · 0 0

Whats 3 foot long and green?
Elephant snot!!

2006-10-07 05:14:37 · answer #5 · answered by budding author 7 · 0 0

Yes, your calender is worth that much!

2006-10-07 04:07:57 · answer #6 · answered by Christa 2 · 0 0

not bad m8, better than most on here......6 months = £2.50

2006-10-07 03:55:23 · answer #7 · answered by pat.rob00 Chef U.K. 6 · 0 0

euwwww that was so bad it was good

2006-10-07 04:08:17 · answer #8 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 0 0

errrrrr, yes.

2006-10-07 03:57:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

no it sucks

2006-10-07 03:53:33 · answer #10 · answered by I want to delete my answers account 3 · 0 0

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