A duck goes into the bar and see's the barman, the duck says
Got any bread?
barman: No we have no bread
Duck: Got any bread?
barman: I already told you we have no bread
Duck: Got any bread?
barman: for the last time we have no bread at all of any kind
Duck: Got any bread?
barman: listen you scrawny animal I am sick of telling you that we dont have any bread, none, not a single slice and if you ask me again I will nail your beak to the bar and use your ar+e to open bottles with.
Duck: Got any nails
barman:No!
Duck: got any bread?
2006-10-07 03:31:36 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my Ian, not even a chuckle.. :-(
2006-10-07 03:35:47 · answer #1 · answered by spiritxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a pub with three ducks in a box, he walks up to the bar and orders a pint
"you cant bring animals in here "says the barman to which the man replies"these are no ordinary ducks sir these are talking ducks" "No way said the barman" "they talk" said the man "ask one a question" so the barman turns to the first duck and says"Hello little duck what's you name and what have you done today" the little duck says "My name is harry and as you know it has been raining all day so I've been in and out of puddles all day" the barman is flabbergasted and turns to the second duck and asks the same of it "My name is Barry says the second duck and I have had the time of my life today going in and out of puddles" the barman repeats the question to the third who replies"My name is Puddles and before you askI have had a sh it day!"
man walks into the pub with a duck on his head the barman says "what on earth happened to you?" and the duck replies "dont know mate I woke up this morning with this growing out of my ars e"
2006-10-07 03:38:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is a really good joke, but try putting some feeling into it so to create a better build up to the punch line
2006-10-07 03:41:44 · answer #3 · answered by nobody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another short duck joke for you.
A duck walked into a store and bought some lipstick.When he was ready to pay,he said:"Put it on my bill."
2006-10-07 03:42:35 · answer #4 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A termite walks into a bar. Asks "Is the Bartender, here? Get it Bar tender, made of wood.........
2006-10-07 03:40:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny best joke i have heard in ages
2006-10-07 03:37:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like bar jokes and that was a good one!
2006-10-07 04:25:16 · answer #7 · answered by Mr Slug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had to read it twice to get the punchline - but big groan factor when I got it!
2006-10-07 03:35:08 · answer #8 · answered by wee stoater 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke - Got any points?
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2006-10-07 04:13:20 · answer #9 · answered by kittyfreek 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so old yet still so funny ta for the giggle xx
2006-10-07 03:38:25 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get if you cross a duck with a cow???
Cream Qackers. (sorry)
2006-10-07 04:01:43 · answer #11 · answered by mentor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋