a man walked into a bar and ate a handful of peanuts.he heard a voicesay "you look very nice today"
he then went over to the cigarette machine,put in his moneyand a voice said,you look awful today,what a mess.
the man went over to the barman and told him what had happened the barman smiled and said"so sorry sir ,the peanuts are complimentary,but the cigarette machine is out of order".
2006-10-07 03:24:09 · 20 answers · asked by wozza.lad 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Noooo. the beer really did influence your sense of humour
2006-10-07 03:44:31 · answer #1 · answered by nobody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that was funny...I was drunk last night and got into a press up competition (not the naked kind) with some guy in the middleof the pub...i thought that was funny at the time now i feel like killing myself
2006-10-07 03:32:59 · answer #2 · answered by herbal ashtray 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woman went as much as the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her on the instant. She seductively signalled that he could deliver his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his finished beard.'Are you the chief?' she asked, softly stroking his face with the two palms. 'certainly, no,' he spoke back. 'are you able to get him for me? i could talk to him,' she suggested, working her palms previous his beard and into his hair. 'i'm afraid i'm able to't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there something i'm able to do?' 'sure, i want you to furnish him a message,' she persevered, working her forefinger around the bartender's lip and slyly popping a pair of her hands into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. 'What could I tell him?' the bartender controlled to declare. 'tell him,' she whispered, 'there is not any lavatory paper, hand cleansing soap, or paper towels interior the ladies room' !!
2016-10-15 22:46:44 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard that one before and i did think it was funny. I need to remember it to tell others. But i'd probably forget it, i forget all the punchlines to the funny ones!
2006-10-07 04:46:37 · answer #4 · answered by mumsie4 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that sooooooooooo many times its become corny
but its still kinda funny.
2006-10-07 03:49:15 · answer #5 · answered by Fariy_God_Sistah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great play on words! I wouldn't think someone who was drunk would get that part, but good joke!
2006-10-07 03:39:17 · answer #6 · answered by momcat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That one's pretty funny. I have a wacked sense of humour.
2006-10-07 03:25:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee.
Peace.
2006-10-07 03:29:10 · answer #8 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am very sober and that really is pretty funny! Hahahaha!!
2006-10-07 03:36:03 · answer #9 · answered by wee stoater 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh damn, i remember this joke.. yeh was kynda funny
2006-10-07 07:53:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋