A group of kindergarten children were trying to become accustomed to junior school.
the biggest hurdle they faced was that the new teacher insisted on no baby talk,you need to use grown up words,she,d always remind them.
she asked wendy what she had done over the weekend.
i went to visit my nana,
no,you went to visit your grandmother,use grown up words.
she then asked joey what he had done .
i took a ride on a choo choo ,
no you took a ride on a train,use grown up words.
she then asked eddy what he had done,i read a book he replied ,
thats wonderful,said the teacher.what book did you read?
eddy thought for a moment,then puffed his chest out with great pride and said,
winnie the s hit ¡
2006-10-07 03:15:06 · 19 answers · asked by wozza.lad 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An old joke but pretty funny. Thanks for the 2 points.
2006-10-07 03:52:25 · answer #1 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby. Little Johnny at the back of the class puts his hand up and asks the teacher, "Are you sure about the stork Miss? Cos my big sister just got a little baby and she said it was from a shag at the beach.!!!"
2016-03-28 00:48:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. That ones kinda funny.
2006-10-07 03:42:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Young child, Whats for lunch Mum, Mum, Meat pie, Young child, How do you do?
2006-10-07 04:48:13 · answer #4 · answered by Curly Top 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-10-07 03:19:58 · answer #5 · answered by idnarb_11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a nice warm joke.
2006-10-07 04:04:03 · answer #6 · answered by I want to delete my answers account 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! That was quite good!
2006-10-07 03:37:20 · answer #7 · answered by wee stoater 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was quite funny-appealed to my sense of humour anyway!!
2006-10-07 03:20:43 · answer #8 · answered by McFly's Star Girl <3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny :)
2006-10-07 03:19:53 · answer #9 · answered by Tazaor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious... i loved it.
2006-10-07 03:51:24 · answer #10 · answered by Chelly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋