Jesus Saves!!! Jesus to Messier, Messier passes to Gretzky! He shoots! He Scoressss!!!!!
2006-10-07 02:39:25 · 12 answers · asked by Roscoe P Coletrain..yip yip 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!
2006-10-07 02:51:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Saves
In the midst of trials and sufferings
Jesus saves.
When we've lost our cool in life
Jesus saves.
When pain seems to rule our world
Jesus saves.
When heartaches have no end
Jesus saves.
When we think there's no way out
Jesus saves.
When our computers fail us
Jesus saves.
Because He loves you and me
Jesus saves.
Praise God I know the code
Jesus saves!
Wayne Gretzky!!! Retired NHL hockey player from Canada!!
The greatest player in the history of hockey!
Jesus Saves him too!!!
"For God did not send His Son
into the world to condemn the world;
but that the world through Him
might be saved."
- John 3:17
2006-10-07 10:29:16 · answer #2 · answered by Princess Shaya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Jesus saves!
2006-10-07 09:42:29 · answer #3 · answered by lilmama 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No dude, Jesus saves at the Chase Manhatten Bank. Unfortunately, because he is a welfare bludger, his savings only amount to about $350!
2006-10-07 09:47:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No no no. Jesus saves because he uses coupons at the grocery store.
2006-10-07 09:41:58 · answer #5 · answered by Nobody You Know 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hackerman3000@sbcglobal.net,
I know what you are talking about, Retrospective Salvation Hockey. It's soooo simple! What's everybody's problem?
2006-10-07 09:49:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At today's interest rates, that IS a miracle.
2006-10-07 09:54:35 · answer #7 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no clue what u r talking about
2006-10-07 09:40:40 · answer #8 · answered by Qmarc Q 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if this is meant to be a joke...ha ha ha.
2006-10-07 10:24:33 · answer #9 · answered by DEMO 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is your question?
2006-10-07 09:41:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha...so funny!!
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2006-10-07 09:41:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋