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It is just constant. I keep hearing the voices lately telling me I want to eat snack foods like crackers constantly. I'm not even hungry for them but they want me to eat them. Luckily I have my new pet parrot on my shoulder all the time to help me eat them.

2006-10-07 02:29:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Mental Health

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Thank God the parrot doesn't have more expensive taste. "Polly wanna filet mignon" would take you to the poor house.

2006-10-08 09:39:33 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1 1

You keekp hearing voices because the parrot on your shoulder is the one telling you that he/she/it want's a cracker. If your name isn't Polly, then you should just ignore the voice, and feed your pet only at pre-determined mealtimes. Between meal snacks can make your bird obese, which isn't nice....If you hear the voices when the bird isn't around, then, maybe you're just hungry.

2006-10-07 09:34:06 · answer #2 · answered by goofiss 1 · 0 0

Purchase a cat and the voices should disappear.

2006-10-07 09:37:50 · answer #3 · answered by Clown Knows 7 · 2 0

It's a little-known fact that the "voices" NEVER say anything good.

2006-10-07 09:30:47 · answer #4 · answered by Audio God™ 6 · 0 0

my little parrot is telling me to tell you to eat!

2006-10-07 09:35:27 · answer #5 · answered by lita 5 · 0 0

you idiot, that's your brain telling you to eat. or you are going crazy and if that is the case then, 'you will die in 7 days'

2006-10-07 09:32:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

maybe its schizophrenia and your hungry to

2006-10-07 10:09:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the keebler elfs have moved into your house!!!!

2006-10-07 09:33:07 · answer #8 · answered by sar sar 4 · 0 0

paranoid schizophrenia?

2006-10-07 09:39:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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