2006-10-07 01:40:44 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wat did da lion say 2 da mom????????
2006-10-07 02:13:53 · answer #1 · answered by Twix 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jim and Edna were both patients in a psychiatric hospital. One day while
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim
out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna, she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad
news. The good news is you're being discharged...since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another
patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad
news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with
his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
2006-10-07 22:44:11 · answer #2 · answered by magic the gathering player 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Person one: Your eyes appear tired.
Person two: They should. I've been looking through them all day!
Ba boom pah!
What time is it when the clock reads 13 o'clock.
Time to get a new clock!
Ba boom pah!
Two bewildered nuns are riding their bicycles down a cobblestone street. One become worried ands says, "I've never come this way before!"
The other replies, "It's the cobblestones."
Ba boom pah! (Actually I find that one funny, but was led to include it for some strange reason.)
Why did the elephant paint his toenails all different colors?
So he could hide in the jelly bean jar.
Ba boom pah!
What do you call a bee sting on top of a mosquito bite?
A sting along with itch. (Young folk may not know this one. There was a very popular TV show years ago called "Sing along with Mitch."
Ba Boom Pah!
Have you heard the new country song about a guy who lost his dog?
It's called, "Doggone, my doggone, dog's gone."
Ba boom pah!
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is equator.
Ba boom pah!
If there are jokes more stupid than several of these, I'll be amazed.
2006-10-07 10:15:18 · answer #3 · answered by Yahoo!_Points_Whore 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What is the difference between a bad and good joke?
A good joke is funny.
2006-10-07 08:55:52 · answer #4 · answered by "Teh" Leester 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Q: What's Irish and stays up all night?
A: Patty O' Furniture
2006-10-07 14:16:04 · answer #5 · answered by Janiepoo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I caught my mom going through my socks and underwear last night
I said hey mom that tickles
2006-10-07 21:43:47 · answer #6 · answered by maguathehearteater 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you call the king of tissues?
A: The handker-chief!
2006-10-07 08:49:09 · answer #7 · answered by Christina 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whats the difference between Medium and rare?
Medium is 6inchs and rare is 12inchs
2006-10-07 08:49:04 · answer #8 · answered by coolthug_gt 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into Boots and says to the assistant"I'd like a bar of soap".The assistant says"Would you like it scented".The man replies" no thanks-I'll just take it with me".
2006-10-07 09:34:17 · answer #9 · answered by Hugh M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
2006-10-07 08:54:39 · answer #10 · answered by winter715 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you wanna hear a stupid joke???
Read all of them posted here.
2006-10-07 09:21:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋