A guy complains to his doctor that his sex life is deteriorating rapidly.
The doctor tells him he needs to reintroduce some excitement, unexpected lust, passion and so on into the process. He ponders this for a few days and hatches a plan.
"Well," he says to the doctor, "I did everything you suggested. The boss let me leave work an hour early. I sped home leaving rubber all over the road. I skidded all the way up the driveway (after I'd cleaned up the mail box). I slammed the door, charged into the house and found Sheila in the living room. I stripped her naked and we went to it, hammer and tongs, on the coffee table!"
"And did you enjoy it!?" asked the doctor enthusiastically.
"Well," says the guy slowly and thoughtfully, "No, but the Bible group thought it was pretty neat!"
2006-10-07 01:27:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny! Thanks!
2006-10-07 09:46:40 · answer #1 · answered by Female O ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
Their eyes were probably really opened ( and his was probably really closed swollen whenhis wife got through with Him)!! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great Sunday afternoon!
2006-10-08 06:44:53 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! But I prefer clean jokes.
2006-10-07 01:36:57 · answer #3 · answered by Goddess 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Bet you are the life and soul of the party - not my party
2006-10-07 01:31:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
WOW! I give it a 10/10! SO FUNNY!!!!!!!
2006-10-07 03:03:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol too ff
2006-10-07 06:01:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny haha!!
2006-10-07 03:09:30 · answer #7 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-10-07 02:22:57 · answer #8 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-10-07 02:18:23 · answer #9 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL !!! A good one !!!
2006-10-07 01:52:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-10-07 01:44:22 · answer #11 · answered by bored_ass_little_girl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋