This fellow goes into a casino in Las Vegas, were he is shocked to see a dog playing cards at a high rollers table.
The fellow say's to one of the staff "Wow! that dog must be smart, playing cards over there for big money"
To which the reply was " No sir, he's not that smart, because every time he gets a good hand he wag's his tail"
2006-10-07 01:22:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha
2006-10-07 02:27:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the present day they are not called dogs pounds they're called animal shelters or Aspca shelters. Why do no longer you are trying that? or you could call the community police and ask the place the animal preserve is in Las Vegas. and that i'm hoping you're seeking to undertake no longer drop off.
2016-12-13 03:45:02 · answer #2 · answered by tollefson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a mouse walks into a bar - the barman says how many fish are there in a curried chicken fence door? the mouse says yes but crass salesmen lead to oliptical endomorphism.
2006-10-07 01:33:15 · answer #3 · answered by Alex P 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Stupid dog might have a poker face but it can't seem to face poker.
2006-10-07 03:16:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-10-07 01:27:36 · answer #5 · answered by dave 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it ok joke.
2006-10-07 02:36:09 · answer #6 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋