Booty call etiquette?

Question

What to clean in the house

What to stock the fridge with

You name it you let me know thanks in advance

i could see this evolving

Answer 1

yes by all means clean the house spotless ( but only if your interested in more then sex ) if your just getting it on a time or two who cares if your out to make an impression on this person remember the more you do to impress this person now the more will be expected of you if you were to become a couple as far as the fridge well once again id have to say what are your intentions with this person beer or wine a good movie some popcorn something simple unless you want to be noticed then id say be exotic with all you do

Answer 2

If I remember right, booty calls take place in the late night hours...are you really concerned with a clean house? And you're usually under the influence of a few too many drinks, so at that point if you need some nourshiment you'll not care too much what's in the cupboard as long as it's something. It's a booty call not a romantic dinner for two. Don't make it more than what it is!

Answer 3

What to clean , I would say everything but mainly make sure you have clean sheets and a clean bathroom and preferably no dirty dishes. What to stock the fridge with , now that depends if it is a guy or girl you are having over. If its a girl I wouldnt suggest beer although some girls do like beer I would think more like wine coolers or some remy martin but if it is a guy beer is alright but since it is a booty call you dont want him in the bathroom all night empting out the beer he has been drinking. As for what foods to stock that all depends on the type of person you are having over too. I would keep it lite and just stick to the normal munchies that arent going to fill either one of you up where you find your self or them in the bathroom unfilling up. Whipped cream is always fun or little chocolate syrup. You must know this person well enough to know what they like. That should be your first clue.

Answer 4

Okay, you have already gotten it twisted from the start. You NEVER invite a bootycall to your crib, you go to their crib with only the bare necessities such as minimum clothing & toiletries(so you have little to no chance of leaving trace evidence - for those on the "creep").

Secondly, do not spend the night, or if you do, leave as EARLY as possible. Remember this is a "hook-up" not a date, so there is no morning chit-chat or making breakfast.

The entire place should be dark, with the only light in the "area" the action will take place (e.g., bedroom, living room, kitchen - for you kinky people). SO it is not necesarliy important to scrub the house clean before the "hook up" but you should do a "once over" AFTER the encounter, if needed.

In my opinion, there should be no meal partaking in the booty call experience, but if you want to have a "double-header" then nourishment is important. So stock up on the good carbs (don't want them sluggish) and proteins, like a good roast beef or chicken on whole grain bread sandwich. Have plenty of water (my choice Smart Water), alcohol should be consumed PRIOR to the hook-up because you don't want the "booty callee" passing out in your crib (or vise versa) and not getting out before day break.

Finally , remember the intent of the booty-call, this is NOT A DATE, romantic liasion or passionate rendevous - its a HOOK-UP. If you do not keep this in perspective, somebody is gonna start catching feelings, and then its all shot to hell. Remember, the ideal time frame for a booty call is generally 3-4 hours (from arrival to departure) and everyone should have their own tooth brush, mouth wash and hair brush (remember, no trace evidence!) If you keep these general rules of etiquitte, it should make for a nice sex-capade!

Answer 5

I can't believe people are in here giving you advice on the best way to have a cheap, disgusting meaningless roll in the hay. How bout looking in the mirror before you look around your house and in your fridge. Clean up your act!
Skank is hard to get out.

Answer 6

Clean everything.

Beer in the fridge.

Answer 7

Straighten all of the house. Doesn't have to be spotless - he won't even notice.

Make sure sheets are clean.

Stock beer in the fridge.

Answer 8

Who cares about clean and fridge? Booty call means....
F*ck and f*ck some more, and then leave and don't attach any strings. Booty call means, I don't even have to call you if I don't wanna. It is the very definition of cas u al . Duh!

Answer 9

Somehow, the terms booty call and etiquette seem incongruent.

Answer 10

What to clean in the house
EVERYTHING U CAN DO IT EASILY OR HIRE A SERVANT.

What to stock the fridge with
NOTHING SPECIAL BUT WHATSOEVER UR TASTE IS , LIKE IF U R A DRUNKER , THEN ALWAYS HAVE LOTS OF BEERS,SHAMPAIGNS,WINES,WHISKEYS. & IF UR NOT THEN ALWAYS HAVE SOME COOL DRINKS LIKE MANGO,COKE,JUICES & WHATEVER U LIKE TO DRINK.