something funny and good
2006-10-07 00:51:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
God must love stupid people ---- He made so many!
The gene pool needs a good dose of chlorine.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them
I don't suffer from insanity --- I enjoy every minute of it!
2006-10-07 17:58:08 · answer #1 · answered by rjr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a one liner I heard on TV last night by Robbin Williams from the new show where he is going to run for President of the US. It's a political one liner and I loved it.
"Politicians are like diapers, they need to be changed frequently and for the same reason".
2006-10-07 04:29:41 · answer #2 · answered by Country Hick 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A one-liner is a joke that takes to its heart the principle that brevity is the soul of wit. A one-liner, in the strictest sense, is a joke that is delivered in a single line. One famous type of one-liner is the "yo mama" joke, such as "Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week." One-liners can be independent, such as the "yo mama" jokes, or situational. This I got from Wikipedia.
2006-10-07 02:27:24 · answer #3 · answered by Coastalchick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, its not funny, but Reynolds Wrap has liners for crock pot cooking. I havent used them yet, but its been long needed.
No clean up for the crock pot. All you use is one liner and throw it away.
I'm from the United States. Arent we supposed to be so stupid? I've been up all night addicted to Y!A and I'm Bushed
ChrisB, I hope you didnt search for my sake. I was being deliberate. Especially since itisha s 's question was posted for 2 hours without an answer. Up until I answered.
2006-10-07 02:25:13 · answer #4 · answered by baghmom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check out this site, it has great one liners on each topic.
http://mutedfaith.com/funny/oneliners.htm
2006-10-07 03:08:08 · answer #5 · answered by Art Girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Things are gonna get worse before they get worse."
AND
"We're all in this together -- by ourselves."
(Both from comedian/actor Lily Tomlin.)
"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance." (Anonymous woman)
"Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent." (Eleanor Roosevelt)
"The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it." (Chinese proverb)
"I try to take one day at a time but sometimes several days attack me at once." (comedian Jennifer Unlimited)
"I've been having kind of a difficult day...my Inner Child threw up on my Higher Power." (comedian Lynn Lavner)
"My KARma ran over my DOGma."
AND
"Panic. Chaos. Disorder. My work here is done."
(Seen on two badges)
"I've been on a diet for two weeks -- and all I've lost...is two weeks." (Totie Fields)
"I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." (Couldn't find attribution)
2006-10-07 13:07:54 · answer #6 · answered by pat z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The trouble with political jokes is that they have a way of getting elected.....Mix man with cat improve the man, mix cat with man diminish the cat.......thank God we are not getting all the government we are paying for.......play with cats expect to get scratch
2006-10-07 03:36:22 · answer #7 · answered by desert_kats 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no I in team, but there is a ME
2006-10-07 04:43:12 · answer #8 · answered by manu p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do."
Oscar Wilde's last words
2006-10-09 19:48:48 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"he's dumber than a bag of hammers"
hehe :)
2006-10-07 04:21:32 · answer #10 · answered by abakerchick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋