Netiquette
2006-10-06 23:52:40
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answer #1
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answered by toietmoi 6
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Deteriorata
Go placidly amid the noise and waste and remember what comfort there might be in owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself and heed well their advice, even though they be idiots. Know what to kiss, and when. Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three may. Wherever possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintenance. Remember the Brits. are to blame. Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate. Know yourself. If you need help, call MI5. Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those closest to you. That moron on your left, for instance. Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet. Fall not in love; it will stick to your face. Gracefully surrender the things of youth, birds, clean air, tuna, Rockall; and let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese; and reflect that whatever misfortune might be your lot, it could only be worse in Dublin 13. You are a fluke of the Universe. You have no right to be here, and whether you can hear it or not, the Universe is laughing behind your back.
Therefore, make peace with your god, whether you conceive him to be a wild thunderer or a cosmic muffin. With all its hopes, dreams, promises, subsidies and urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate. If you are paranoid, you’ve got it right! Consider giving up!
2006-10-07 08:39:08
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answer #2
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answered by Shauna 2
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People can be so cruel, some of us have other things to do with our lives besides sit around all day hitting spell check. I thought we were all here to help each other out not criticize. Why can't we all just be nice and answer the questions and give people nice advice instead of worrying how things are spelled?
2006-10-07 23:01:58
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answer #3
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answered by LoKa Lisa 2
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Hey! You shut up about us fat Americans. I'm very nice about spelling errors until you go and say something like that. Now I'll hunt you down and criticize without mercy. I really won't but I do think you need to change your attitude. I agree that many of the people who focus on spelling have no lives but you should pity them and not take your anger out on the rest of us.
2006-10-07 06:54:15
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answer #4
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answered by Kuji 7
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I weigh 95# pounds. I'm sorry you can't spell, take the time to learn or use the spell check with which this comes supplied. You want us to HELP you and you insult us. It's not sad for ME to rip up your (lack of) spelling ability. It's FUN!! You're pathetic. Now - go slop the hogs. Maybe you can learn how to proof-read before you ask your next inane question.
2006-10-07 10:37:31
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answer #5
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answered by 34th B.G. - USAAF 7
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This person obviously ran out of things of substance to say, that is why they have to resort to insults on people that they don't even know. By the way, not all Americans are fat, but the ones that are have more class in a molecule of their little fingers than you do in your entire body.... Enough said!!! God Bless America!!!
2006-10-08 00:51:32
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answer #6
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answered by HSK's mama 6
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Probably because when we look up a word we remember the spelling and don't need to make someone wait for the time we took to look it up next time.
2006-10-07 21:50:27
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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We don't have time to answer stupid questions either. Learn to spell if you are going to type in English .....or do what ever you want to......i really don't care but you must feel bad about your spelling skills or you wouldn't be letting these people make you angry.
2006-10-08 03:16:26
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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Spelling is a nicety online, and not a lot more.
But a check of your comments reveals your agenda is bashing Americans, nothing to do with taking up the rights of the spelling-impaired.
Gotta go now. Wasted enough time on you. ta ta.
2006-10-07 07:03:10
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answer #9
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answered by martino 5
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Yadda, yadda, yadda.
When you have something serious to say, we'll come back and listen.
And by the way, this fat American don't much care what you think.
If you insult, then you have insecurities of your own to deal with... like not being smarter than the spell checker.
2006-10-07 06:55:13
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answer #10
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answered by Lucianna 6
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