2006-10-06 21:32:48 · 10 answers · asked by smilingbluelady 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
do you wanna go halves on a baby
2006-10-06 21:36:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funniest and sorriest pick-up line I ever heard:
"Hey baby! Would you like to help me make a clock? I drop my pants and you just add a face and two hands on what you see!"
Most clever pick up line is the oldest and most proven:
"Hi! My name is ______"
2006-10-06 21:50:43 · answer #2 · answered by davester1970 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorriest pick-up line: hope u dont get seasick cause im gonna rock ur boat.
funny/lame: i wanna lick u like a popcicle on a hot day
funny: Is your daddy a fireman? Because you make me turn red all over and go "Woo woo!"
most clever: Hey, I'm sure you've heard every other pick-up line, so how about we just skip to the part where I buy you a drink?
2006-10-06 21:42:05 · answer #3 · answered by mel w 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funniest : I hate to see you go, But, I LOVE to watch you leave!!
Sorriest : I lost my number, can I have yours?
Cutest : Girl, your feet must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all day
2006-10-06 21:41:10 · answer #4 · answered by john martin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the sorriest had to be when this prick looked right dead at my breast and said, "I'd like to drive into Hooters tonight". I felt like slapping him across his smug face, I did even better though, I just walked away as if he didn't even exist...
2006-10-06 21:40:21 · answer #5 · answered by Ladeebug71 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Why don't we go do the things that i'm going to tell all my friends we did anyway?"
(x-rated)"I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your g-spot"
"Did it hurt? (the target asks "huh? did what hurt?") you respond "when you fell from Heaven. Did it hurt?"
"There MUST be a God, because someone as beautiful as you could never happen at random"
"If i could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
(redneck) "hey! nice tooth you got there!"
"your pants are like a mirror! i can see myself in them"
2006-10-06 21:43:19 · answer #6 · answered by snafu1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Will the answer to this question be the same as the one when I ask to take you home with me?
2006-10-06 21:35:15 · answer #7 · answered by laislinns 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
beckon to a girl from across the room until she finally approaches you then say 'i knew you'd come if i fingered you enough'
2006-10-06 21:36:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is extra of a undesirable shaggy dog tale: "My magic watch says your not donning any underclothes"(or panties or in spite of suits the situation) while they say they are: "Dang, it ought to be fifteen minutes quickly..."
2016-11-26 22:35:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have nice legs. When are they open?
2006-10-06 22:11:44 · answer #10 · answered by Aliayh 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋