Oooh, he is such a jerk... never had a job, my sister supports him, he is emotionally, mentally and (possibly) physically abusive to both her and their 3-yr old son. His B-day is on Halloween and I am obligate to buy "Fat Bastard" (over 350 lbs) a gift of some sort to maintain family harmony ( my sister is devoted, God knows why). Sarcastic answers welcomed. My first choice would be a copy of "Final Exit," but I need something less obvious.
Make my day, people, I really loathe this guy!
2006-10-06 20:46:44 · 18 answers · asked by Samlet 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
a length of rope, and directions to the nearest tree
a single of the dixie chicks song "Earl" with a bowl of black eyed peas, lol
a dog collar
one of those barking devices for dogs that zap you everytime they bark
You watch I'll think of 100 more when I don't have to lol.
Good luck and I hope your sister comes to her senses one of these days.
2006-10-06 21:17:06 · answer #1 · answered by having_a_blonde_day_lol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A copy of "The Burning Bed"?
But seriously, first of all you are not "obligated" to buy him a gift at all. Who made up that rule? A gift is something you give willingly, not as a result of having your arm twisted behind your back in a painful manner.
Secondly, if you have reason to believe that he is abusive to a three year old child, report him. Not necessarily as a birthday present. :-)
Your sister obviously enjoys being a doormat, but someone should save the little one caught between two incompetent parents.
2006-10-07 03:58:34 · answer #2 · answered by Liz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a gym membership. You could get a jab in at him at the same time keep him away from your sister and her kid...though sounds like he probably wouldn't go. Oh I know maybe that book that Dr. Phil wrote about family values. I don't know but good luck. On your sisters birthday you should take her and her kid on a holiday and not come back.
2006-10-07 03:53:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get him the book "Living The 7 Habits by Stephen R. Covey".
2006-10-07 04:17:30 · answer #4 · answered by justmemimi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spend an evening with him, your interfering bitchy attitude and overall demeanour will be unbearable, I cannot htink of anything I would want less if I were him xx God Bless You
2006-10-07 03:51:41 · answer #5 · answered by JoyDivision 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about a 'wife beater' shirt. (muscle vest). I don't think you should be doing anything like this at all, if he realises and takes it the wrong way be could take his anger out on your sister. I think it's a bad idea.
2006-10-07 03:51:00 · answer #6 · answered by claire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Handcuffs! The jerk.
2006-10-07 03:58:41 · answer #7 · answered by Jan G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Help your sister serve him with divorce papers.
Sounds like a great gift to me.
2006-10-07 03:51:31 · answer #8 · answered by art m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look at a book store about abusive relationships, or a book written by a man that was a abuser and has changed or a book about anger management......
2006-10-07 04:07:32 · answer #9 · answered by walterknowsall 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy him a daily planner. The business type.
He wont have a use for it. How sad.
Or you could buy him a kitchen appliance.
2006-10-07 03:53:57 · answer #10 · answered by luckycat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋